The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
RareBehemoth
@rarebehemoth.bsky.social
He/him - Warhammer enthusiast and professional complainer.
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
maddie ★ othatsraspberry@othatsraspberry.com · 4d agook here’s my oot remake link doodle
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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it has never been easier to be high-value boyfriend material. Shower, be kind, have a hobby, and you're in the top 5% already. It's so easy, the bar is on the ground, this is your time
Ela Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)@ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2w agomen have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming" it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Double Fine@doublefine.com · 3w agoIt was hard enough losing Dolly yesterday. ☹️ And now, we cry a sea of black tears for our very own Doviculus: The irreplaceable Tim Curry. May these beloved legends rest well, as we carry their spirit forward~ 🩷🖤
if anyone is curious how it'd look on the fan codex, here it is! for legal reasons, I don't claim any exclusive right to any wordmarks in this artwork uu
Sarah@mixuen.bsky.social · 3w agoRejoice! Repent! 🌈🌟
A complete set of full plate armor that says "Juicy" on the ass
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
Is it just me or are the most rage baiting comments at the top of every comment section on every social media? These comments sections arent even sorted by "most liked", you'd just see one with 2 likes saying the most antihuman shit at the very top and 3 comments below theres normal human beings
Kumiko Oumae Annoyed with Smartphone
ALT: Kumiko Oumae Annoyed with Smartphone
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Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
"I want you to panic." But not from @thunberggreta.bsky.social —this time from a firefighter whose face betrays his despair—he understands all too well how deeply political denial still hinders action. He was @zackpolanski.bsky.social s press conference. We need more of this involved people at mics.
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · last mo."Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
