Randi Dandi
@rayndeigh.bsky.social
Things I like: climbing, Scrabble, nba, cats, houseplants Things I dislike: fascism, evil people, stupid people, people who combine all 3
If you haven't watched The Stepback yet, it's worth checking out. Blake is doing sort of a sports version of John Oliver and he's doing a good job of it. This episode was particularly interesting
Here’s our latest episode of The Stepback. It’s about youth sports, private equity, and volunteering your kid to experience a bone drill.
Second best thing I hope to read this year (The Daily Mail, via Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/UnderReporte...)
This is the only thing that will keep me sane tonight
7:03 p.m. What a year for Ted Cruz not to be on the ballot. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mcs...
anyone considered susie dent off countdown could literally be making words up? she could say "SLEBBLE means to sit down miserably" and we'd be like wow thanks susie dent! who would even call her out? she's too powerful
"Haley Stevens does not speak for Michigan’s Jewish community. Mike Rogers is running a script we’ve seen many times before: claiming to stand for Jewish safety while trafficking with antisemites and perpetuating bigotry against all minorities" Read a statement from Michigan Jews for Democracy). ⬇️
Look I like Steph curry as much as the next guy but I'm not sure he's reached sainthood just yet
"Do I have any proof that I do this and that this supposed allegation is anything more than scaremongering to get clicks and views? No, of course not. But you don’t really want proof, do you?" buff.ly/u0IfQfG
It’s Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy
“Do I have any proof that I do this and that this supposed allegation is anything more than scaremongering to get clicks and views? No, of course not. But yo...
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Der Viener Schlinger, the world’s first handheld hot dog launcher, can now fire a 2.67-ounce Fairbury Tomboy at 90 mph from Tom Osborne Field over the 165-foot-high skyboxes. The machine has come a long way, in part thanks to 170 UNL engineering students. Read more 🔗 buff.ly/RUjRedg
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
"Am I depressed because my periods are ending, or did my boss use my emails to train my AI replacement and then fire me with no severance the day before I was supposed to have spleen surgery?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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1. Always read Howard 2. Commodification and enshitification go hand in hand. 3. Can the NBA survive if fans don't have emotional investment?
What happens when your favorite player gets traded? When title teams get broken up? When nothing in the NBA feels permanent? Wrote a few words on what the NBA has lost in this era of uber-parity:
one thing that's interesting about me is that i usually don't eat lunch at exactly 12 p.m. on the dot. today i'm starting to eat lunch at 12:26 p.m., and it's actually not all that unusual for me to eat as late as 1 or 1:30. i'd say this is my most interesting personal quality by miles
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
House GOP leaders cancel votes on Thursday - sending lawmakers home later today until after the elections. That means the House can avoid a vote on the Hegseth impeachment plan from Rep. Thomas Massie R-KY.
“Bosses at Chester Zoo quickly changed the 90-minute bus tour's name after it was branded ‘sinister’ by visitors.”
Chester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' tickets
Chester Zoo, which was selling tickets to see lions and tigers, says the mistake was a computer error.
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My new conspiracy theory: aliens landed on earth years ago. There were too many of us, so they decided the best way to destroy humanity was to pose as ppl and convince ppl to destroy each other thru war and policy. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones were so close to figuring it out and saving the world
I’m just going to use the name it was called by the Iroquois: Lake Epstein Files
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
Three days ago, 25-year-old Italian climber @laura.rogora became the third woman in history to tick 5.15c with her send of ‘Bibliographie' in Céüse, France. bit.ly/4bXKGPg
This gets at exactly what I've been thinking. Ballmer obviously circumvented the cap... And I'd bet Blazers fans now would take it any day
Everyone's out for blood with Steve Ballmer, who is no victim and no saint. But I wonder if we're missing the forest here to get one tree that's not even poisoning the earth like its brethren (in this specific instance). hardwoodparoxysm.substack.com/p/ballmergat...
"Are we really going to make Taylor Farms answer for the entire expressive range of the human anus?"
"Before you blame Taylor Farms for whatever is presently rocketing through your alimentary canal, consider the possibility that human digestion is complicated and causation is difficult to establish." buff.ly/dep4B7Z