I could murder a pizza right now. I could be sentenced to prison for what I could do to a pizza. I could take a pizza away from its family.
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Nobody reads this shit ♋️♋️♊️
This woman is brilliant and I wish someone would use my yard as a flower farm
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdayMarisa Mender-Franklin dreamed of growing flowers and opening her own flower shop, but there was one problem: she had no land. So she turned to her neighbors in Memphis, Tennessee, and now she's transformed crowdsourced land into urban flower farms.
Sorry.. Some of you are just gonna have to be disappointed in me, but I was not passing this up.
Ughhh I promised myself no more stuffies ever again but dammit I think I need this one 😩 www.kidrobot.com/products/ali...
Alien: Earth - Sheep with the Eye Interactive Large Plush (PRE-ORDER)
Inspired by the TV series Alien: Earth 13-inch collectible plush Removable eye with bendable tentacles Made of soft plush materials A must-have for fans of sci-fi/horror
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Although exact figures are scarce, the number of people casting psychic attacks at me — particularly evil hexes and CIA brain magic — appears to be rising. Some speculate that the dog next door that commands my enemies is to blame.
Holy shit Cindy Crawford‘s daughter just made her mom seem like a total lunatic lol
Gemini: If at first you don’t succeed, try giving up and going back to bed.
Cancer: A team-building exercise at work goes awry when your entire department is arrested for grave-robbing.
A male Banggai cardinalfish shelters newly hatched juveniles inside his mouth.
Hear metallic rap renegade Ghostemane return with the Kenneth Blume-produced "Zero Day," his first new single in years
Ghostemane Returns With New Song "Zero Day": Listen
Hey, Ghostemane’s back! The Florida SoundCloud-rap renegade emerged about a decade ago, and I was pretty fascinated with the ways that he incorporated, metal, hardcore, goth, and industrial into what ...
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I just opened a new roll of select-a-size paper towels (from a multi pack and the other rolls have been normal) and there’s no perforations in the whole roll lol
I’m noticing in the crime reports that flock seems to be doing most of the legwork for the cops now so I think if a city wants to use flock, they should have to reduce their police force by half.
SFGATE@sfgate.com · last wk.Changes to Flock's tech follow reports of officers abusing the system.
I’ve always left the dust jackets on my hardcover books when I’m reading them, but that changes today.
I’ve never collected comics before, but I really want this and I want the Archie in Hell ones too
FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · last wk.Oni Press is releasing SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH #1 this fall, and they're planning a special midnight release for the young sorceress's return.
Finally finished my #Atari2600 #Pitfall #CrossStitch. Glow in the dark #scorpion for added realism 😄 #RetroGaming
hoa sent me a warning letter regarding the size of my crow army
quitting everything and wandering into the woods alone and undergoing a transformation
If you cover up the bottom half of their faces and just look at their eyes, they both look exhausted and unhappy lol
Complex@complex.com · last wk.Adam22 Says Lena The Plug Went Too Far When She Tossed Away Her Wedding Ring During Drake Date Read more: www.complex.com/pop-culture/...
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. (1985) screens August 25th - 27th on a 35mm double bill with THE RIP (2026). Tickets: buff.ly/pdyTaEc
It's always important to see your stupid ideas through to the end
hey i just wanted to let you know that all the qualities about you that i once found charming now annoy me
Nate Sib's new single "All I Needed" is pop-R&B bliss
Nate Sib Releases New Song "All I Needed": Listen
I don’t want another Justin Bieber. One is more than enough for this world (not derogatory). But I love a good, measured vocal trill. And Nate Sib, who some have dubbed “hyperpop Justin Bieber,” has p...
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