Every time I remember something new about my childhood is becomes more and more impressive that I have any kind of social ability at all

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

I'M HOOOOOOOOOME

Really incredible that people took this post as a cue to recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl to me

dr mo and mr normal@redactedquirk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Whenever anyone recommends Dungeon Crawler Carl to me I have an existential crisis trying to figure out what vibes I could possibly be giving off

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)

In just twenty four hours I am going to be so unbelievably stoned

It's crazy how some people interact with me when my bio literally says DNI if you're annoying

Whenever anyone recommends Dungeon Crawler Carl to me I have an existential crisis trying to figure out what vibes I could possibly be giving off

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

Telling boomers I have a PhD in religion and immediately putting on a timer for how quickly they can make me regret sharing that information

bringing my blind girlfriend to the vet so she can touch a tiger. i’m… probably not gonna kill her

This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.

Just finished Breakfast of Champions so it's time for my classic post Vonnegut activity of staring at the wall trying to figure out how to write like that

One day I'll be well enough to write something new for my blog and then you'll all be sorry

WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 4d ago

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is

A lot of people seem to hate my invention, the pedophile mechanical turk, simply because it will replace them and is fueled by rivers of blood. Sorry, luddites. It's here to stay.

"yeah i just ask chatgpt and-" cool i no longer take you seriously as a person

This is also true of "AI" discussions. "Well sure they are powerful, but..." No. No they're not. They are nothing and a fascist scam. Please stop cutting your own legs off the minute you start speaking about anything. No one is giving you a single fucking point for being reasonable.

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is true yes and also we know from experience if you give a single inch to any issue the radical center are crying about they will take it. So if we're annoying about it it's because fuck you that's why.

Do I even need to say it

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 5d ago

Don't think about eating me I can see you I got eyes

Getting one of those "ALL TITS, NO BRAINS" shirts to wear over my post top surgery flat as a pancake torso

Boomers are named things like Les and Gay

So, ok, a thing about telling yr audience "i use AI for my info gathering/research but then I look over it and fix any errors" is that you unfortunately told me youve outsourced your knowledge base on this subject to the machine, and therefore I have no reason to believe you CAN catch those errors

I fundamentally cannot understand getting dopamine from a chat bot because every time a computer tries to speak with me I am filled with a rage that could demolish buildings

Does anyone know where to go to get some people's opinions on Christopher Nolan

I live constant fear of having to say the word "kayfabe" out loud

I am the king of sleeping instead of writing my book

I am so ready to be out of here I could scream

I’m just basing this on what other species do when one of their own goes rogue but I feel like if a guy’s business model involves making everybody stupid & gatekeeping the collectively earned knowledge of humankind in order to charge people for it we kind of have to rip apart & eat that guy.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth.bsky.social · last wk.

“We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.” - Sam Altman. I will never stop thinking about how nakedly evil this is, and it has framed every single AI headline I’ve read since.

It's so intimate when the nurse gives me the breathalyser when I get back from walks........ like what are we

Please disregard this post I'm just posting this so I can share it with a group DM thank you