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@redriceshep.bsky.social

Black - Queer - 30-something - homesick Southerner - gardener - aspiring nightlife dj - con hotel room chef - booty warrior 🔞 - pfp by @cruxbatface.bsky.social - cover photo by @notkoze.trashmammal.club - I keep the neighbors up @okrahound.bsky.social 🎧💿🎶

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˗ˏˋ･:*･ﾟ 𝔜𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔢 ˚｡⋆✴︎ˎˊ˗@yeeniebeans.art · 3h ago

off topic, but yall remember how fuckin FREAKY (/pos) these orangina commercials were???

˗ˏˋ･:*･ﾟ 𝔜𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔢 ˚｡⋆✴︎ˎˊ˗@yeeniebeans.art · 3h ago

she did? 👀👀👀 ngl tho i would watch a fully pg movie of four cgi tiger guys spoil, pamper, and worship her though—i might be pan, but i don't think you could find four real human men hotter than them though. they could shoot it like those old orangina commercials

DTalvi @dtalvi.bsky.social · 4d ago

#artfight attack for @veraglaeka.bsky.social! #furryart #digitalart #teamtragedy #artfight2026 #promosky #dtalviart

A bust of a female possum anthro sticking her tongue out. Art fight attack for Vera.

jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 11h ago

HELLO CROUTON

A picture of a small possum peaking out of a blue fuzzy house or carrier. The caption below the image says: Say hello to Crouton!

Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 9h ago

Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 11h ago

I've def noticed a shift after covid hit

Thickest novi eboraci ®@worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 14h ago

wait y’all. How big of a factor is COVID in the cultural shift towards purity/religion? 🤔

🪲johnny🪲@gatorpond.bsky.social · 13h ago

up. need to eat breakfast but there's just not that much food and i have neither energy nor money. i owe the dr 60 dollars before tomorrow. i don't know what i'm gonna do about that. i lose access to my meds if i don't make it. if anyone feels like tossing me a little funding, i could really use it.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

CHAOKO🍥@chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 15h ago

AUGH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

🌺JUNGLE KITTY🌴@poodleslime.bsky.social · 13h ago

what is the replacement for animating in flash nowadays I need to know

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14h ago

There is a deranged looking man covered in blood, holding a bloody sack and breathing heavily. Two other men pass by. One says "hey man, we're gonna call 911." The bloodied man says "steamed hams." The man who was about to call the police says "oh shit. you know The Simpsons? Never mind. you're cool."

Mr. Stefan @revizion.me · 15h ago

static.klipy.com

ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇғᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀɴ@chaclo.blacksky.app · 15h ago

🤣🤣 I love fighting game idle animations

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 14h ago

Short King Scream Queen @curiah.city · 15h ago

"Imagine not waking up in a pool of human waste. Could you get through the day without drinking piss? Could you survive without slipping your head up a CEO's dirty ass pipe?"

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

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kavishj611 5h
+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · yesterday

for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.

A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture

Fivel🐊🍕@fivel.bsky.social · 3d ago

Bingus 2: Bingy's Revenge is currently in development and slated to be game of the year 2026

I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · yesterday

Uni and Yoru

THE CREATURE IS CREATURING!@yotedragon.bsky.social · 20h ago

GUESSWHATIAMSCREAMINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!