Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

my thing is, why are we pretending like macklemore is cringe, why are we playing like thrift shop isn't a better song than anything in ed sheeran's catalogue

I never like that rat fuck's music and now i'm glad I can hate on him even more.

Our website got updated to add a toolbar that tells people to use one of four AI chat bots to summarize the page for them and i am actually livid. What the fuck is the point anymore??

Happy 57th to the talking dog

cat sketch #cat #art #animalart

we have a general smoke shop for selling “”tobacco”” smoking accessories and i forgot they have a page on their site for people to send in pics of their pets who have broken their glass pipes and publicly shaming them lmao

I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.

me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it

I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs

Tribute to "Delicious in Dungeon" (& Thistle) by Chinese animator Yang Yan. www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XKY...

Gonna get my injuries checked out tomorrow huuu.... not excited ab how expensive this might be

Minnesotans love their lakes. But they don’t always love what grows in them. Native aquatic plants help keep lakes healthy, reduce erosion and are a safeguard against invasive species. Yet they get a bad rap as a nuisance, and property owners often remove them with chemicals or machines.

Many Minnesotans don’t value aquatic plants. The state’s lakes are paying a price.

Native aquatic plants help keep lakes healthy, reduce erosion and are a safeguard against invasive species. Yet they get a bad rap as a nuisance, and property owners often remove them with chemicals o...

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Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece!

⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹@yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 3d ago

I hate having unknown injury!! I have the energy to clean the whole apartment but I can't grab things normally.

Pigeon.... :)

Why is he so orb

A while ago the term "neoliberal" kind of got discarded because it got bandied around a lot and lost its meaning, but this is basically what it is

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 2d ago

The former Special Assistant to President Joe Biden decided to throw a temper tantrum on Twitter, but I do think it is actually really good to have Biden alumna say this out loud.

✨And the unicorn sweater is finally done ✨

I have never been more grateful that we have a perfectly sized old "dumb" TV in our living room than i am now. Not only does it still have hookups for older hardware like the PS2, but it's also not spying on my network traffic!

100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.

Ben Paddon@benpaddon.net · 3d ago

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

The Kingdom Hearts brainworms have a death grip on me I am foaming at the mouth

regular show the lost tapes did an episode about art block through the perspective of mordecai and it might be one of my favorite episodes because it does an excellent job at making the struggles of art block feel very personal

#ff14 #erenville #shale

still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site

yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 2y ago

9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost