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@riakau.la

27y/o bisexual transfem possum woman I scream on my blog @ https://riakau.la/ sometimes 🔞 Engages with Risque and Freakish Bullshit 🔞 • pfp by @apy216.bsky.social • banner by @voidarcade.bsky.social

forgot my meds this morning so it is time to #compensate surely two 12oz red bulls will equate two 12oz red bulls will certainly fill the void of levothyroxine

I need to stop drawing multiple things on 1 canvas because I thought it would be cool to post a timelapse of my of the devil ep 1 illustration…….but when I exported it, suddenly guilty gear and xenoblade yaoi was there…………………..

Dude what the fuck is Moby Dick even about everytime I see a quote from the quote bot it's genuinely Ishmael saying some bullshit like "I grabbed firmly onto his dick and slapped his buttocks so that he let out a ferocious roar like that of the whale'

If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!

Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again