Richard Jensen
@richardjensen.bsky.social
Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ needs help with water(due the 6th) and electric bill(due the 8th). Water: $380 Electric :$318 Shut offs will happen by Monday if I can’t get these paid.Any help is appreciated! PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
they are so wound up today even selina bean is playing with them 🥹
Hello? Cuteness police? Yes, it's an emergency. I'm texting you a photo of the crime in progress.
Brian Uno@brianuno.bsky.social · 16h agoIt’s too much!
Why sit on a comfy layer if you can wedge yourself in an uncomfortable spot?
hey all, a friend is looking to raise money for an abortion and travel. goal is $500 all in ca/v: JeHyeonSim please put 🌸 in the memo, pic for attention
Jareth the Goblin King said “I’m leaving here with *something*” and 60% of the audience volunteered as tribute.
Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 4d agoLots of arguments for Magneto, Ozymandias and Killmonger, but my money’s always on Darth Revan. I will also argue that Jareth the Goblin King was neither right nor wrong but behaving exactly the way that an ancient fey acts when some dipshit teenager invokes him to steal her brother.
just sharing something a friend sent me for no reason
i read the first sentence and said “this is eugenics” yes i kept reading, i’m agreeing, wholeheartedly
Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhen people die and the media says they had “pre-existing conditions”… they’re pacifying the public. Anyone could die from Cyclosporiasis, but they want you to believe it can’t happen to you. It can only happen to the weak, the disabled, the elderly. The expendable people. Eugenics.
Food should be safe enough that children, elderly, sick, and people with chronic conditions can eat.
Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhen people die and the media says they had “pre-existing conditions”… they’re pacifying the public. Anyone could die from Cyclosporiasis, but they want you to believe it can’t happen to you. It can only happen to the weak, the disabled, the elderly. The expendable people. Eugenics.
This is fucking great. The only thing I'd like more is if the city funded the whole thing right now by taking $7 million out of the EPS budget. And arts centre and housing will do more to make life better than $7 million worth of cops ever could.
CultureAlberta@culturealberta.bsky.social · 2d agoEdmonton Approves $10.4M Alberta Avenue Arts Hub With a Theatre and 24 Artist Housing Units #Edmonton #Alberta www.culturealberta.com/articles/edm...
Wif my paynt I sits all pwoud Wif gwate big forse I RAWRR all loud All da zoms And monsters too Dey get so skared Dey run and poo #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #FearseZombeeDedder #ISkareDemAllAway #IProtekEberybuddy #DeyPooCuzDeySoSkared
Making coffee in the kitchen, can hear my SO giggling in the toilet (not uncommon) He emerges and, through tears, chokes out "powdered piss: just add water" Then leaves me giggle-coughing in the kitchen
We finally got the squirrel off of the craps table.
On this day in River Side History, 1992: We accidentally won the world's record for "Largest Steak Ever Consumed."
In my Mennonite high school's Christian Ethics class, we talked about the historic probability of the Bible's authors and characters having used psychedelics. It helped lower my anxiety somewhat to imagine the author of Revelations high on shrooms, convinced he'd become an apocalyptic prophet.
addy,@addyct.bsky.social · 5d agomy favorite religious theory is that "biblically accurate angels" is just someone tripping balls who encountered a peacock for the first time
I'd like you to hear "Clear homeless encampments" And understand it's "Take everything from people who have nothing"
Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
RE: https://sportsbots.xyz/users/sskroughriders/statuses/2083702832163930133
The Grumpy Cook website has a ‘Pay It Forward’ scheme where you can pay for a range of meals for people who may be struggling. These range from a small breakfast through to a family pack lunch and also including a child’s meal. The prices are suggested and start at £2.00. grumpycook.co.uk/shop/
Shop – The Grumpy Cook
grumpycook.co.uk
HappyToast@happytoast.co.uk · 6d agoThis has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
![Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas showing a dialogue box option that reads
Light Switch 01
[Cherchez La Femme] It's not often I meet a light switch with brains and beauty. I think I'm going to like it here.
What function do you serve?
I have to go. We'll talk later.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreib3iu3gic25mfv6nenkldchl3ogydbxdju6se7sase7sopka2c7i4)
![Alastair Sim as Scrooge in the Christmas Carol (1951) leaning out the window after he’s giddy to discover he lived, asking a boy this question [modified by me]
“You there, boy:
what Straight of Hormuz
deal is this?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreibhp2vmdfaj2jdueiq7ygd4z3ofyz3uwbhhuxyr3ycqc2hbyj4lte)
