Guys (me) only want one thing* and it's disgusting** *a pocket tool set that makes dr. Who sonic screwdriver noises or phone to make tricorder/communicator sounds when in use **absolutely disgusting that I can't have this
Rigel
@rigelr.bsky.social
He/ him. Mostly reading or painting things for nerdgames.
"Witness my Act and Deed", 1882 - Frank Paton, British (1855 - 1909)
Potions, philtres, tinctures, unguents, poisons, and more! All can be found at the apothecary stand of Doctor Hesselius. Use responsibly, he says, knowing people won't. (Tall elf is Printed Obsession; the lady alchemist is from Reaper.)
Do you think fantasy games need more guns and explosives? "Left-hand" Larry sure does, and is happy to help--for a price. Don't ask about the brass arm; your guess is probably correct. (Rocket Goblin is from Epic Miniatures. The purple guy is from DM Stash. The big fella is from Printed Obsession.)
The Goblin Market has you covered no matter what shape or size of construct you need! Just...don't try to swindle the proprietor. (Puppet Master from Printed Obsession; most of the others are Reaper Miniatures except the scissor doll, which is a Woloszyn, and the spiders are from Bite the Bullet)
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" -scenes from the Goblin Market. Mini printed from "Epics 'n' Stuffs."
if you want to future-proof your small business in 2026? stop investing in the "Markets" and start investing in "Evil Lackeys", hobgoblins or knockers or the like. Little men to harry and kill your enemies. Rob your customers. Spill blood in your name. Invisible people stabbing them with knives
It's like a Raimi movie If you were he then you'd be Saying shit is "Groovy" Making zombie smoothies With an S-Mart chainsaw arm Trying to get the vibe all the rad guys want
Ten years ago I thought cognitohazards and blasphemous texts and images that drive the obsessive reader to madness were the province of pulp sci-fi. I mean, they still are, but it looks very much like they exist in reality too.
Guy in a Corinthian helmet pointing behind him, mouth agape, at a giant wooden horse as the thumbnail for a video entitled "FREE HORSE UNBOXING"
If Rubio had gotten blown out of the sky that day on the decoy AF1...oh boy, those would be some big shoes to fill.
When someone tells you "We must ALL make sacrifices" it's good to check and see if they're holding a ritual blade.
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
every cell in your body is replacing itself constantly, which means you are technically a rumor about a person who used to exist. and that rumor has to go to work tomorrow.
like, endless reams spent trying to explain why the Kessel run can be run in under X parsecs when the much funnier, much better answer is Han Solo is fucking lying
I just noticed that not only are all of these excellent authors who understand both stories and craftsmanship, but they have also all written "silent film has supernatural/cognitohazard effects" stories, all of which are worth your time!
Rigel@rigelr.bsky.social · 2w agoYou want some good literature that's also good romance and good science fiction, Connie Willis have got you covered! Want the same but for fantasy and/or horror, Silvia Moreno-Garcia is excellent. Want your romance dirtier and your horror more horrific? Gemma Files and Gretchen Felker-Martin gotcha.
The kids are out here getting looks mogged when they could be getting books mogged, is what I’m saying
And yes, isn't it funny how the dye will so readily bleed out of the original garment, but not out of the garment it stained?
“honorplace?” says the irradiated mushroom, “honor_place this honor now give honor give us,” Mycelial geist, newly sentient under the haze of green dust; I tap a refusal into the communication pins. “good place honorplace NOW honor come comecome professor underground
I told you dog don't be tempted by any gloryholes you see in the Backrooms that's gonna end up being your own dick at some point.
Finished @silviamg.bsky.social 's "Gods of Jade and Shadow," a delight! I was already a fan from "Mexican Gothic" and "Silver Nitrate." Her explanation for why the Yucatan is such a place of power for the Mayan underworld alone is worth the price of admission, a genius connection.
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
"So much are they enchanted by the words liberty, freedom and such like, that the wise can go to the poor, rob them [...] dismiss them with a hearty kick, and win their hearts and their votes for ever, if only they will assure them that the treatment [...] is called liberty" Machen, the Terror, 1917
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