Blade discovers he has a twin brother with no skin: Flayed. Blade and Flayed discover a third brother who makes citrus-based fruit preserves: Marmalade. Blade, Flayed, and Marmalade discover a fourth brother who lives in Florida: Miami-Dade.

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w ago

I feel like what makes Marvel fumbling the Blade movie extra wrong is that around 80% of guys have an idea for a Blade movie that, while terrible, would work for a Blade movie because Wesley Snipes would be karate fighting vampires during it

I accidentally dropped biochemist Alec Holland into the reflecting pool and nearly immediately got scolded by FBI agent Matt Cable. For pulling him out of the water. For fuck sake. He told me it was for my safety because there were chemicals in the pool.

Why would you say "From the studio that brought you Shrek: The Prince of Egypt" when "The Book of Shreksodus" is right there

🎉Today is my Birthday!!🎉 It would mean the world to me if you would share my art and comic today! #art #comic

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Merge two movies: CHUCK & UNCLE BUCK

@ripzerai.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Merge two movies: WELCOME TO BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLHOUSE

Merge two movies: WELCOME TO BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLHOUSE

@ripzerai.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Merge two movies: WITHNAIL AND DESPICABLE ME

Merge two movies: WITHNAIL AND DESPICABLE ME

John Trumbull@trumbullcomic.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Merge two movies: STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns

PLEASE check out my friend’s fantastic comic, Sanguine Foundations! A Black trans woman discovers she’s a wizard and joins a magic academy…but she soon learns it’s a corrupt institution on stolen land that must be destroyed. It’s free to read here: www.hypercomicsuniverse.com/sanguine-fou...

"There's not much talk of public toilets in the West between the fall of the Roman Empire and the 19th century. Human bodies didn't change, but their disbursement and cognizance did." Calvin Gimpelevich on the history and politics of public toilets https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/filthy-matters/

I named my fists Gilbert & Sullivan because: I am the very model of a modern major pugilist I'll fight you in a manner you may think is rather rude-ilist My favorite architecture school has got to be Brutalist I am the very model of a modern major pugilist

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine

I really, really do not think so www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/article/isaa...

The more I think about the new V for Vendetta HBO series, the more I can only conclude that HBO have not thought about it. It's a story about a (trans) terrorist Dr Phibes-ing their way through mainstream right wing types who enabled mediocre fascists to take power.

There’s a lot of people who claim to be really into politics but who are actually really into being righteously angry, and they’re pretty shitty sources of information. Anger is addictive and makes you stupid, try to limit it.

Chuck Schumer did a boneheaded thing today, and that was worth calling out, but a good test for who you should be listening to is who is celebrating wins tonight instead of coming up with new reasons to be mad at the Democrats

Ben K.@benjaminkabak.com · 9mo ago

A Charlie Brown had hoes tweet. No one actually did this.

Steve Albini

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 10mo ago

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

I could tell you a joke about Loki seducing me but I'm a little horse.

Greg Pak@gregpak.net · last yr.

I had a joke about Hercules but it’s a bit too labored.

When societal norms take a singular form, that's a more

SATAN (laughing with delight): At last I am free of my nemesis, the Big Bopper

They say opposites attract, which is why I'm dating my counterpart from a parallel universe where antimatter is the dominant form of matter. We can never touch, which is why SleepComfort Mattresses are perfect for our needs.

Little diddy, BoJack and Diane Two American kids, but one's a horse man

Ain't Right (2022)

Have you considered that chickens are foraging animals and it was probably looking for food? "To get to the other side" indeed, as if the noble chicken were a creature of mere whimsy.

OK, so Americans: if you voted in person, how long did you wait in line to vote this week? Please repost, to get as large a sample as possible.

If Kamala Harris is going to win Nevada it is critical for her to gain the support of the Boomers and to break the alliance between Caesar's Legion and the Great Khans.

Daniel Drezner@dandrezner.bsky.social · 2y ago

On the one hand I’m wary of overinterpreting early vote trends but on the other hand I’m wondering why Nevada is such a Trump-y outlier. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Annie Oakley or, as Michael Jackson called her, the Smooth Criminal