Hey Bluesky, any web hosting recs? @networksolutions.bsky.social is trying to charge me an arm and a leg for renewals and jacking up prices for no reason but also wants to charge me a fee to change to a cheaper plan. I need a better option. Suggestions?
Seth Brown
@risingpun.bsky.social
Freelance writer/humor columnist/sushi enthusiast National Press Club's 2024 Angele Gingras Humor Award winner My free semi-monthly newsletter has bad puns, jokes in parentheses, and random commentary: https://buttondown.email/RisingPun
The original Final Fantasy for the NES. Bought it used from a classified ad in the newspaper. Beat it a dozen times each w/different parties. Spawned a love for gaming, and more specifically RPGs, and more specifically mages. Decades later I went back and beat it with a solo Black Belt. Still fun.
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
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On forgetting, and remembering, and some other stuff I can't recall: buttondown.com/RisingPun/ar...
[Seth Says] Never Remember
Q: Why is having Alzheimer's like being John Wayne Bobbit?A: I can't remember. It's been a pretty forgetty ("top 10 least popular drag queen names") week for...
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
"Over 100k vinyl records sold last year, although admittedly half of that figure was Taylor Swift, whose fans would purchase her latest release even if it were a 200-pound bag of rocks that made music when you poured it onto the ground." www.berkshireeagle.com/opinion/colu...
Let's get physical (media)
If you fold this column in half and wear it on your head as a hat, you’ll be part of a growing national trend. Fashion-wise, this is part of a
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Completely forgot that I had donated to Extra Life until thisafternoon when an amazing box of tea from @justicar.xyz arrived in my mailbox. Thanks for the lovely care package, and for fundraising for a good cause!
make a band edible The Rolling Scones Fleetwood Mac&Cheese The Mamas and the Tapas
make a band (or musician) edible BroccoliHamTon Childish Alfredo Soda Pop Smoke Lil Easter Peeps Tyler, the Souffler of Odd Future Wolf Gang Cook Them All
Trump's massive surveillance state and attacks on our civil liberties wouldn't have been possible without the PATRIOT Act. Watch this prescient warning from Russ Feingold, the only Senator to vote against its passage after 9/11.
An elderly acquaintance unfortunately had her email hacked, and emailed and cc:ed an apology warning to all 500+ addresses in her address book, which includes many other folks who are helpfully replying all with their sympathy.
Come for the Paul Simon parody, stay for the world's worst Paul Simon pun. buttondown.com/RisingPun/ar...
[Seth Says] Simonized For Your Protection
Q: How did angry Garfunkel fans describe Paul Simon's first solo album?A: Ap-paul-lingly Art-less It's Paul Simon week here at Seth Says, mainly because my...
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Paul Simon fans will enjoy this new parody about food recalls, which I wrote over the weekend and so it doesn't include the latest recalls of tofu, chocolate milk, etc. www.berkshireeagle.com/opinion/colu...
'50 Bad Foods To Discover'
To the tune of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," with apologies to Paul Simon:
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This is low-level propaganda that elides the real story, which is that the younger candidate in this race is an anti-trans clown and the older candidate is one of the Senate's strongest progressives. Please vote for Markey in MA, friends. The old guy is the only choice here.
Tuesday’s primaries in Massachusetts have turned into the latest battlefield in the Democratic Party’s generational divide, with several longtime legislators facing off against younger challengers.
A persuasively incisive essay about why there's no victory to be had in throwing people under the bus by accepting the framing of your opponents:
For those scared of being *called* Communist: My God, sack up. Have you ever tried agreeing with your bully's premise? How did it go? www.the-reframe.com/soon-you-too...
This week: Nickelodeon slime, the existence of time whales, and struggling on a six-figure salary. buttondown.com/RisingPun/ar...
[Seth Says] Time is Money
Q: Where do you buy used watch parts?A: A second-hand store. People say "time is on our side," but more accurately it used to be on people's wrists. In the...
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A friend convinced me to get a hedge, because it only had to be watered once a day. I regret to say, it is not doing well. I told another friend this was a reason I shouldn't have kids. She replied, "Yeah, kids have to be watered at least TWICE a day." www.berkshireeagle.com/opinion/colu...
A minute six-figure salary
Every year or so, some news site will put out a big article about how people with six-figure salaries are “barely scraping by,” greeted with a resounding lack of sympathy
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What if instead of burning the library of Alexandria, we simply filled it with sewage?
NEW: How much of the internet is written with AI? The overall @pewresearch.org estimate is about 10%. Of course, the internet long predates AI. If you look only at pages published in the era of popular AI chatbots, the figure rises to 35%.
The reason I've gone more left in recent years is that I previously accepted that we simply couldn't afford decent cheap housing, heavily subsidised transport, a universal basic income, etc. Then in 20 years in politics I saw what we actually could afford. And it's a lot. It's just never for you.
@starfishknits.bsky.social bought some Coriander and Szechuan Pepper Doritos online and HOT DAMN.
You can't get the next groundbreaking hit by just copying the last groundbreaking hit. But it won't stop the money at the top from trying. @docseuss.bsky.social on why video game devs get it wrong. (And FWIW @laurenleek.eu just posted a great piece on how it applies to all media and beyond).
If you want the next Balatro, you cannot make a game that is like Balatro. Balatro was not like anything else when it came out, despite elements from other games that were proven to work.
Cassette Beasts is my favorite Pokemon-like game bar-none, and @byttenstudio.bsky.social has announced a sequel that looks amazingly good. Anyone who enjoys that sort of thing should have Cassette Beasts 2002 on their radar (and play the original!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWmH...
Cassette Beasts 2002 | Announcement Trailer | PCGaming Showcase
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"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
Life advice from Kurt Vonnegut, quantity quibbles from a friend, and a special (uninvited) guest bat: buttondown.com/RisingPun/ar...
[Seth Says] You Can't Always Get What You Quant
Q: Why do people read Slaughterhouse-Five?A: Because they Vonnegut book. This week's newsletter will be slightly Kurt because I have been slightly busy....
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i dunno when ppl swayed away from “politicians should do whatever, no matter how small, to improve things for all of their constituents” but they swayed galaxies away and decided that politicians were just a chair and a vote no they can actually do stuff, you can find ones that will do stuff
This is a good personal essay about a topic that I think is only becoming increasingly important, which is how to co-exist with people you disagree with and avoid hating and caricaturing them even when it is tempting.
it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This
Probably would've been nice to know this before the 2024 election, but sure
ABC has picked it up now. "Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering reasons'"
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...