*after recent headlines* me, @ diner: i’ll have the bacon, lettuce & tomato on rye hold the bacon, lettuce & tomato waitress: so… just toast, then ? me: nvm. i’ll have scrambled eggs waitress: you are not gonna believe this

the allegation isnt 'hes fucking his secretary' its that he cares more about fucking his secretary than his actual job

@collie.bsky.social · 14h ago

Trump has admitted to multiple affairs I don’t think accusing him of another one is going to hurt his image.

I'm so tired of stupid people being allowed to have access to the internet.

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13h ago

man shut up

Guys I’m sorry to disappoint u but they’re not fucking ok?

Annoying as shit when charter guests don't understand there's ONE CHEF. Poor Joy. #belowdeckmed

as long as i live i will never get over the fact that millions of people voted to make a guy who bankrupted a casino the steward of the us economy

My man looks like Mr. Potato went to Lens Crafters

‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig

White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.

mediaite.com

cool we finally discovered what the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino is

29 U.S.C. § 157@organizingpower.bsky.social · 18h ago

HOLY FUCK MAN zeteo.com/p/scoop-trum...

there's not a lot to be encouraged by in the world these days but Trump's floor being lower than we thought is one thing

functional moron@fiveburger.bsky.social · 20h ago

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

agreed

Jessica Ellis@baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23h ago

Absolutely no one needs to hear a man’s opinion about AOC freezing her eggs.

Is there anybody who actually likes Cheesecake Factory's white bread

Wut

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h ago

Q: There's a lot of veterans here. When we see what's going on in Iran, what's your pitch for why that should continue while gas prices go up? JOHNSON: The Iran conflict has been the cause of gas prices going up. It's drug on ... we finally had a commander in chief who understood we had to act

every single new piece of information I learn about Natalie Harp disturbs me, she is not right it says something that the collection of absolute weapons-grade freaks surrounding Trump appear genuinely weirded out by this whole thing

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 24h ago

Trump aide Natalie Harp spent a summer sleeping in the locker room at Trump's Bedminster golf club to remain close to him after she was denied a room.

It's funny that a lot of people erroneously assume the ubiquitous surveillance state license plate readers are being used to enforce speed limits. It sort of makes logical sense that they would do that! But the people putting the surveillance state shit up do not care about enforcing speed limits!

I can't find a gif of it, but Bill Irwin as Harry's pet Pickles in 3rd Rock from the Sun was brilliant.

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 24h ago

Who’s your favorite non-human sitcom character?

Trump's support among Hispanic men has dropped 500%!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Enten: "Hispanic men on Trump -- in 2024 he won by 10 points. Look now where his net approval is -- minus 41 points! That is a 51 point switcheroo against the president ... these numbers are bonkers."

Maybe the most American (derogatory) sparkling water ever devised

Medicare for All is a good idea. You deserve it & we can afford it ICE eats my ass the morning after I’ve attended a chili cook-off

WHAT.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · yesterday

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 abcnews.com/US/hayden-pa...

I've been having audio and picture problems with Bravo and Bravo only for weeks, the fuck is this shit #rhugt

Vicki has no bedside manner lmao #rhugt

That woman looks more like a doll than Ryan Gosling's doll girlfriend in Lars and the Real Girl

Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

@brittaniwarrick.bsky.social

“Support the troops” became “shut the fuck up and serve” real quick

I have no sympathy for Nancy Mace, but her spiraling has been something else. It's uncomfortable to watch someone realize the best part of their public life is over and they have nothing to show for it and no legacy to point to and every day is a hellish reminder of what might have been.

I hope so, but our reputation around the world has already been destroyed