as a child it's fine to have a hobby, but when you grow up it prefers to be called hobert.

you know they killed lindsey graham just to distract us. RELEASE THE MITCH FILES.

do do-not-track next

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC. This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers. This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.

estate sales are the modern-day version of looting a corpse

mfin tree just won at solitaire

this slaps honestly

airplane ian - abolish ICE@airplaneian.com · 3mo ago

i feel like i did the audio equivalent of using powerpoint to design a poster, but i think i like it

i have a new job where if you're hospitalized you can pay me to rush into the hospital, talk to a receptionist and then a doctor, and then stand sadly at your bedside. i'm lossfully employed.

google has replaced the google meet camera logo with a yellow tang

there’s music for literally every activity

mother's day is a ploy by Big Mother to sell you more mother

“excellent rowing, men! but you know what? I think we should once again lash me to the mast.” “but the sirens are well behind us, king odysseus—“ “sirens? what are you..? oh, right! yeah. yes! well, you know, you can never… you can never be too careful. lash me up, boys! tight!”

i don't think a single day to celebrate star wars is enough, which is why earlier this year i observed an entire month: imperial march

We Have 17 Sights to Show You -- You Won't Believe Number 11!

Isn’t that the truth.

Me on my first day back to work after my vacation: Fuck I need a vacation

the falcon cannot hear the falconer, charlie brown

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, Charlie Brown

Endless cycle

WHO FUCKING CARES

Aman Batheja@amanbatheja.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Jamie Raskin: "For people to say we should just go ahead and impeach him, simply denies this political reality. There is not a single Republican who has called for impeachment or indicated to us interest in impeachment at this point." time.com/article/2026...

vote harder, that'll fix this

Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov · 5mo ago

This is an extremely sick person. Each Republican who refuses to join us in voting against this wanton war of choice owns every consequence of whatever the hell this is.

i'm on a tight deadline to build a small frankenstein but so far i only have one of the body parts i need. i've gotten a little behind.

This is my daughter, Hormuz, and my son, Fafo

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

United Airlines has updated its contract of carriage to stipulate that "passengers who fail to use headphones while listening to audio or video content" can be refused travel or removed from the aircraft. https://cnn.it/4lKOYx1

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

i bought an electric guitar made out of palladium. it's pretty metal

my hottest take is that we need to stop enabling chronic self deprecation outside of a joking context. responding to “my art sucks” with “no ur arts great“ does nothing but normalize bad coping mechanisms. we should be praising self confidence and emotional maturity instead

conito 🦢@bunbuncita.bsky.social · 6mo ago

guys who do commissions you need to stop calling ur art negative stuff 😭 why would someone want to spend their hard earned money on something you, as the creator, call trash or lazy? put value in your work and respect your clients too 😔

hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.

me spending money on fun stuff: haha fuck yeah!!! yes! me working to earn money: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.