When Toni Morrison said “If you find a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it” I think what she was really getting at was “computer, make video game character have my face”
Rob Lightner
@roblightner.bsky.social
That writer from Seattle, you know?
ME: Does Bronze Walrus get summoning sickness? STEPKID: I am so very sorry. I would give it haste if I could. KEVIN: A walrus with haste is just a hippo. *table pauses to consider the truth of this statement*
An iterative boost to productivity is what counts for innovation these days, but imagine the leap it took to see a horse and think "what if I sat on that?"
*They're great as a duo, actually, the organic and the mechanical, that's a really strong ticket
BREAKING: Department of War to be renamed Department of Daddy Issues
(being asked my opinion on trans athletes) i oppose people participating in exercise of any form
Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.
The idea that superintelligent AI would give a shit at all about us, much less consider murdering us, is so funny that I wish I had come up with it
ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time
Starting to feel really nostalgic for late-stage capitalism
Smartest guy in the room? Not even when you're alone, buddy
Teens are hiding in snow banks and devouring wandering travelers. They call it yetimaxxing and parents are up in arms over this dangerous new trend.
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth