I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
Sky News: “[Trump] says you’re full of shit” Abdul El-Sayed: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office” 🔥
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
Nowadays my nightmares are like… I was accidentally rude to my ex and she’s telling our mutual friends about it to turn them against me. It’s still scary but just not as much fun.
Rob Wood@robwood.bsky.social · 4d agoI miss having nightmares that were spooky scary. Like when I was a kid, there was this old diseased tree I used to pass on my way to the playground. One time I had a dream its branches came to life and tried to kill me.
I miss having nightmares that were spooky scary. Like when I was a kid, there was this old diseased tree I used to pass on my way to the playground. One time I had a dream its branches came to life and tried to kill me.
studio 60 still catching strays 20 years later lmao
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d agoHere’s the trailer for “Primetime,” starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator”
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d ago(AFP) - A four-ton piece of a SpaceX rocket was believed to have unintentionally crashed into the Moon on Wednesday .. @afp.com $SPCX www.yahoo.com/news/science...
Cool Clouds and Rainbow Cameo on Wednesday Evening in Chicago.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · last wk.Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
has anyone unpacked christopher nolan casting a trans person to be the distraction sacrifice for a trojan horse to enter, and then destroy, civilization
Cubs going for it, Jed revenge szn RP Ryan Zererjahn SP Braxton Garrett SP Clay Holmes SP Kevin Gausman OF Tyrone Taylor
Awkward moment here as the Guardians and D-backs benches cleared but things had to be broken up because "Um please move we need to tarp the field"
Gonna send this to my domme, let her know this is the energy I deserve
wint@dril.bsky.social · last wk.It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
Holy shit, Marvel really did make a Mystique action figure with a baby Nightcrawler accessory to throw.
Vivian Moira Valentine@itsviviactually.bsky.social · last wk.YEET! THAT! BABY!
“Change the channel, JD!” - Trump, probably
New analysis finds 59 documented cases of ICE and Border Patrol agents committing violent and/or sexual crimes. 60% committed sex crimes against children.
This episode happened to me in real life one time. I couldn’t poop for over a week.
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 2w ago