for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
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Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 19h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Heyyy. Looking for (free is best) early 2000s tech like digital cameras and cell phones (like flip style, razr, sidekick, blackberry). Have a junk drawer or junk box you've been looking to unload? They don't need to work. This is for a project for Four Chord Music Festival. 🖤
I don’t want to sound like that person but it’s been a minute since I’ve actually felt good/sexy about anything (I’m talking like a year) and I fill out this workout tank nicely? Don’t know how to act. Maybe it’s the tan.
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
When you come back to 254 emails, and they were literally all utility bills, automated reports, and statements. No five alarm fires, no urgent matters because your portfolio is clean.
The Lynx deserve to win three WNBA titles this year alone.
Nikolai Denmark@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 3d agoLynx official account casting shade
Safely back in Dormont. If you hear wailing that’s just this one expressing her complaints that I was gone.
Went from low-80s, low humid days with sunshine to…this.
“Why did the abuse victim do something to placate me so I wouldn’t become volatile again?” Dude fuck this guy with a rusted railroad spike.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Just crossed into Maryland. We absolutely flew through VA. Wouldn’t be opposed to leaving at 6am from now on when heading home if it means beating all of that traffic.
Bought a Dr. Pepper to wake myself up and it’s been swallowed up by the pile of bags and souvenirs next to me in the truck RIP
ot a true end of vacation without your parents almost leaving without you because they thought you were asleep in the back of the truck when you had actually gone to take the last of the trash out 💀
Some guy a couple beach houses down is drunk as shit and fell down the steps and all the other hicks came down and just stood around him, beers in hand staring. Kind of glad we’re leaving tomorrow if that’s who’s here this week.
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No idea what I’ll do with these but I’m sure I’ll figure out something. The moon snail/shark eye is probably the best find.
As someone who adores Mark Tremonti (no for real his solo work is 🤌🏼) I admit I LOL’d
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 4d agoThe Origin of Creed:
When the Saturday-Saturday houses have checked out and your last day on the beach gives you wide open real estate 🤌🏼