One of the best things about the internet is that you can just make shit up. It's one of the reasons I invented it
Daragh the Ghorrible
@rockoperajr.bsky.social
He/him. Copywriter / video editor / dad jokes. Bikes, music, games, film. Hip hop tic-tac-tician. Toronto!
Ever had an alpaca spit in your mouth? I’d rather be choked out by a long haul trucker in a port a potty. Again. Really should consider making better life choices.
Avoiding U.S. travel? Here's my list of perfect 1:1 substitutes for vacation destinations around the globe
[the inventor of golf] How can we monetize getting angry in a field?
It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming
