it’s shift change at the bitch factory but don’t worry i’m pulling a double
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🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇪🇺 🏳️🌈 He/Him/Brisée dissipation dilettante runs with pixy stix pour prendre congé personne âgée terrible de ciel bleu esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali hypnogogic public speaker sänger, Bukkake Mukbang & The Power Bottom Devil Daddies
one time this guy asked if he could buy me a drink and when i said no he told me he could say murder in twenty different languages
she died doing what she loved: getting measles
It works for me. Neighborhood asked if I could at least incorporate some pasties, though. Jokes on them. Those pasties are gonna have bells hanging from them.
Every day brings me closer to being that old guy who goes shirtless from May – September. The lack of self-awareness coupled with not giving a single fuck must be sublime
Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
haven't shambled enough in my life. That stops now! **SHAMBLIN' MODE ACTIVATED**
What once would have been a pitch in a writers’ room for tastelessly edgy joke in a comedic satire of a deranged country full of greedy sociopaths is now our reality.
I’ve been bamboozled Holland and Pattinson don’t make out in the Odyssey they don’t even play tennis what the hell Nolan
How do you politely ask someone if they are a bot and then they reply and it’s something a bot would say.
DL Hughley on Zohran Mamdani: “This Muslim is putting Christians to shame." "There is more to say for a man that lifts the poor, that feeds the hungry, that walks among the people, than powerful white men who consort with a pedophile. Who’s the more Christlike?”
Health is a luxury many people don't have and could not afford. Be kind to people.
Vaccines work: Alt text (paraphrased) Photo of two kids in a sick ward, sitting together on the bed looking straight at the camera. Both were infected with smallpox on the same day from the same source. The unvaccinated boy is COVERED with sores and pock marks. The other looks well.
michaeledward@michaeledward.bsky.social · 15h ago
When someone moves here the locals usually ask "Why?" but I like to skip right to "Just curious. Did you actually visit here first before you bought your place?"
40. There’s an alarm going off here at the rehab center. They can’t fix it for 24 hours. I’m committing myself to a mental hospital to get away from it. No joke. I’ll be MIA for a few days.
🦊 🩵🐦⬛ Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥@foxy99.bsky.social · 2d agoThe facility director put down my tray in front of me tonight and couldn’t believe I didn’t want milk with my generic Cheerios. You’re the one not buying Lactaid. It was only bought for three days.
Both parties need the zero critical thinkers to show up and vote. That’s how you win elections.
Thembo@thembo.bsky.social · 12h agoThis is why no Dem should ever waste a breath on these people. They're all brain stem, zero critical thinking ability. Tens of millions of disenfranchised Progressive votes out there for the taking and the DNC is spending $10000000000 a year courting people with the minds of racist goldfish.
NEW: Republicans tried to get Missourians to effectively kill direct democracy and ballot initiatives. Last night, Missourians literally laughed in their face — rejecting the measure by a massive 80% to 20%. Here’s what to know:
Missourians Reject Measure That Threatened to Kill Citizen-Led Ballot Initiatives - Bolts
Missourians on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted against a measure to restrict direct democracy, while state officials are trying to block even more citizen-led reforms from the November ballot.
boltsmag.org
In mid-July, Mexico issued a travel advisory to its citizens regarding explosive diarrhea when visiting the United States. We are officially a “shit hole” country. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks www.newsweek.com/mexico-warns...
Mexico warns of diarrhea risk when visiting US
Health officials issued a travel advisory following a spike of over 1,600 parasitic infections across 34 U.S. states.
newsweek.com
everything that’s happened had a 100% probability of happening. makes ya think about something, not sure what