The proverb "never corner a rat" is about not doing something mean to a little guy who didn't do anything wrong and just wants your pizza crust after you throw it out
Me, didn't read the book: Most say it's about a girl, but in my opinion the focus is really on the dragon tattoo.
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
I know a pizza place where they cut the slices into shapes that sunder the mind into madness, does anyone want to go after work thurs
just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him
Let's hear the president out and see what he has to say -CFO of defense contractor who developed The Bridge Destroyer 4000
Titanic was a pretty successful film but with a few alterations I believe it could have been even bigger. Here are the eight changes I would make:
Me, had a medium-successful Neopets shop when I was 12: As a small business owner,
Damn I really needed $25 for advertising Galaxy Lights today
The Independent@the-independent.com · 9mo agoX has stopped working
Is anyone else still chasing their childhood dreams? Like is it too late for me to play for the 1998 Chicago Bulls
This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.
Sarah Todd@sarah-todd.bsky.social · last yr.Seven of the sources cited in MAHA commission's report do not exist: “The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with," says one researcher. www.notus.org/health-scien...
Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher
It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though"
I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse
I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball
putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like it’s the superbowl
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.
[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team] Me: I would have caught that
I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office
CNN@cnn.com · 2y agoThe Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, two sources say.
I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email"
Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now
They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli
On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage.