Your stripper name is your name, plus the profession you have chosen to taken up. Here's mine. David Stubbs, the stripper.
Rory Bunk
@rorybunk.bsky.social
Prince of the divan Futebol (SydneyFC, ALeagues, SLB, LFC) Noise Screaming
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
As we brace ourselves for the sacrilege of a WC final half-time show, a reminder that Shakira (and her co-writer Ed Sheeran among others) stand to make a lot of money from their "anthem", despite assurances that "all proceeds" would go to charity.
Do it again - josimarfootball.com
Fifa's favourite pop singer Shakira stands to make a small fortune from her new World Cup official anthem despite pledges that all proceeds of "Dai Dai" would go to the Fifa Global Citizen Education F...
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Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
David Squires' comic on Donald Trump, Kes, and the 2026 World Cup
In his latest Far Out comic, David Squires highlights how far we've come from the glory days of football with Donald Trump starring in football Kes.
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"Among GenX One Nation is polling north of 40% on the primary vote. Among Gen Z voters reporting exactly the same stress the Greens are polling at 40%. It’s the very same symptoms, in other words, but wildly different prescriptions for a cure." WTF GenX
Gen X and the Repossession Fantasy
I remember exactly where I was when I first picked up a copy of Douglas Coupland’s Generation X. In the offices of The Independent Monthly, a magazine I wrote for, now gone, like most magazines.
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England are losing, and John Stones is down injured. The camera cuts to Mick Jagger. Guy Mowbray says some pre-scripted thing about "He won't be feeling much satisfaction." YES BUT THERE'S A PLAYER CALLED 'STONES' DOWN INJURED. MOWBRAY! YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office.
The Caretaker put out the beautiful and disturbing "Everywhere at the End of Time", a 6 record exploration of a mind's descent into dementia, a deeply unsettling listen. Tuchel nailed this over 90 minutes
John Muller@johnspacemuller.com · 3w agoYou can actually watch football die
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Perfect summary. Only missing the bit where the young man at the middle of it all invariably gets death threats, and Trump probably ponders deporting him
Brent Toderian@brenttoderian.bsky.social · 4w agoSo Trump breaks the rules to “help” Team USA (really just to feed his own narcissism — he doesn’t care about football), taints and probably distracts the team, makes the world cheer for Belgium, and super-motivates Belgium more than anything else could. As usual, Trump wrecks everything he touches.
Were you sitting on the sidelines about the need to #RebootFIFA? Consider it now a call to action. How can Infantino be allowed to continue ie to bring the game into disrepute? rebootfifa.com
Act now to stop abuse of power at FIFA | Reboot FIFA campaign
Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name to our mass complaint now >>
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Bonita Mersiades@bonitamersiades.bsky.social · last mo.And now there is this. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/05/u...
I have found it impossible to connect with this World Cup for any extended period of time, because a lot of the off-field stuff has been pretty disgusting, and then along came this.
Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · last mo.🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card. FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.
The bloated format, the treatment of Iran, hydration breaks and now Flo Balogun, there’s an underlining grubbiness to this World Cup, a sense of principals and values being violated at constant intervals. The football’s been good but hard to shake the feeling that the sooner it’s over, the better.
In ESPN Australia and ESPN FC; Deep in the heart of Texas, the Socceroos had theirs broken. 🔗: www.espn.com/soccer/story... .
Penalty heartbreak for Australia vs. Egypt as World Cup knockout win still eludes Socceroos
Australia had the chance to make a big leap forward in their history vs. Egypt. Instead, another World Cup ends with questions of what might have been.
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Renowned football writer @davidgoldblatt.bsky.social did not mince his words when talking about FIFA at our European Parliament event this week. #football #soccer #worldcup
OMFG Metcalfe channelled Holman there. Also too two ratings on FotMob were the two guys currently playing in the A-League. Best league in the world. #AUSTUR
There it is. The first ad break. Thanks Gianni, you dodgy fecker
Very proud to be on the advisory board for this campaign. If of interest, please sign and share. ——— Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name to this mass complaint: rebootfifa.com/sign?utm_sou...
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Add your name to our mass complaint
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Love the #ALeagueGF "I’ve never lifted the toilet seat as captain" - Ryan Grant. football360.com.au/rhyan-grant-... That a competing captain calls it that is brilliant
Grant's Exclusive Grand Final Captain's Column: the dream that's been driving me, facing Bimbi & my 'phenomenal' teammate who should be at the World Cup
Sydney FC captain Rhyan Grant pens an exclusive column for Football360 on the eve of his sixth A-League Grand Final.
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Good news! Sydney to keep Kisnorbo on for next season. For me, going past the sugar hit of mugging MV at home and overcoming the Jets over two legs to make the GF, it's his faith in young players and getting new things out of them that mean he's won me over #ALeague sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Appoints Kisnorbo On Three Year Deal
Sydney FC have confirmed the appointment of Patrick Kisnorbo as Isuzu-UTE A-League Men’s Head Coach on a three-season deal.
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I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app
Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive
Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.
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A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
🎧 PODCAST OUT…:FINALLY 🎧 Had some technical difficulties that are mainly fixed 🙌 Chatted through Nestory Irankunda’s potential move to one of the Big 5 leagues, Mo Toure on target again, Harry Souttar’s solid performance and the drama of the A-League finals. Enjoy! 😊
