Feels a shame to pass Oxford without poppung in seeing as I still know a few people there but alas, Monday is Monday

I love it when friends take physical photos of me and it should happen more

"haha! looks like you're on a one way trip in my wiener-mobile!"

imagining a guy who only uses the term "weiner" in cock vore roleplay and getting really sad!

Attentions turn to the League One season

We are approaching a 3 hour delay and have had engineers on and there is a passenger count discrepancy and I am in hell and look like this

My theory that convents were really just lesbian polycules pretending they weren't continues to accumulate evidence at an astonishing rate.

Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven@jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Them: there was no autism in the past The past:

Larp drop is so cool because it makes me the most annoying person alive for the exact 48 hours some of my closest friends are also vulnerable and annoying

Going to larps then immediately finding more jobs to apply to do that i can continue to afford going to larps, and also because this fights off my post larp "hm that was good and people seemed to like me, but. What if i am hated universally and should die, instead?"

I had an evening more spoilery character and my mood was all over the place but by the end of this experience I feel an almost religious serenity about it and some of the moments from this week have, with time to reflect, crystallised into sharpness. This is a wonderful hobby.

November Kelly@postoctobrist.bsky.social · last mo.

just spent three days camping out at a Disco Elysium LARP in the Czech military hospital where Gavrilo Princip died. I’m covered in insect bites and dust, I smell like a wild animal even after two showers, my sinuses may never recover, and I would do it all over again right now

This larp was fine actually i just went weird during an act break

Oops i went to a larp i was long anticipating and am having a huge panic attack during the act break (i fucking hate larps with big breaks, i lose momentum and collapse badly)

My car battery has failed in the heat, and my oven (one of the few cooking things I have in my flat - I have no microwave) has broken (heating element failed), within 48 hours of each other. I am doing my best, please help if you can paypal.me/GailBart

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Interviewed for a grade 7 job, scored very highly in all criteria, passed requirements, not appointed. This keeps happening. I have been unemployed for 9 months.

ok heres my shitty comic

andy burnham moving the capital after his victory like a heian emperor

God, it would have been so funny if he'd just gone "actually, no, I did just want to be Defra Secretary."

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ANDY BURNHAM PUTS HIMSELF FORWARD IN UK LEADERSHIP RACE

While we're all posting the lows of Starmerism:

a day for bluesky shitposting to come into its own

play pronoun palace

To quote a friend of mine, "I can't believe he's managed to make even this feel limp and disappointing"

I will find out tomorrow morning of i got my last chance* big swing job that i interviewed for and it would be nice if i did *not actually last chance just having trouble visualising future for me if i didn't get it! Haha!

Gooseworx one of the most real creators out there and I sincerely hope she is now able to retreat into obscurity because jesus christ they kind of creator popularity must be genuinely brain destroying

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

!!Request for practical assistance!! (I need to be mock-interviewed) Are YOU any of: - A person with experience RECRUITING policy roles? - A civil servant (or equivalent) of RECRUITING roles of SEO or G7 or equivalent? - Neither fo the above, but with SIGNIFICANT experience on interview panels?

I wish i were fucking dead i cant keep asking people for money and yet if i just had some fucking money i could get out of this mess

No more commissions. Going to finish the work i have then stop writing. Wish i had never started again. I have patient, generous commissioners and i just can't make my stupid, insane mind do the work. I tricked myself into thinking i could make money from this

This bootblack shit’s easy

Now published in full on @sizefiction.bsky.social :Prosperity//Pandemonium, a bleak story about a liberal coward unwilling to turn against fascism because of his dick. If you don't read my smut, maybe read this: there's smut, sure, but there is stuff going on here. sizefiction.net/story/show/1...