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salt creator at the academic salt mines. union thug. internet librarian. mother of horrible goblins. agender. ask me about the tv shows I’m watching from 2003 and the games I’m playing from 2017.
We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED
Watching my mom stim with her big fake fancy fingernails is hypnotic af
When your kid asks you to move so she can adjust her stuffed animal pregnancy belly
Since the start of this relationship, diehard Gaylors have argued it is performance art commentary on heterosexuality(????), and while the likeliest explanation for all of this is that a narcissist is marrying an overgrown sixth-grader, the Gaylor theory of the case only grows more potent.
Erin Vanderhoof@vanderhoofy.bsky.social · last mo.Lmao I interrupt your hot ass Friday to inform you that ADAM SANDLER officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding people.com/taylor-swift...
is there anything weirder than when bureaucratic systems react to you asking something you’ve asked a bunch of times before like suddenly it’s stopped being real words
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
Joshua Rivera@jmrivera.bsky.social · last mo.wrote about jackass for those confused by how jackass became kind of important to a lot of people aftermath.site/jackass-movi...
spent a couple minutes at the play place unsure if my three year old was yelling “KILL KILL KILL” while running about maniacally, ultimately decided I didn’t want to know while I still have plausible deniability due to unclear speech
You also get the equivalent of 47 books by following me on Bluesky but unfortunately they are these 47 books
Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · last mo.lol this is not better
Extremely me and Julio down by the school yard voice: 🎶me and hutterites down by the coop 🎶
We have made it through the morning window of constant sibling conflict and are now in the peaceful afternoon window, enjoying it while it lasts before dinner time sibling conflict hits
The important thing to know about the way our laws are set up is that council and the mayor can’t direct the police to do anything unless it’s to harm poor people.
I just booked a babysitter mostly because my kid missed her babysitter, which feels pretty lucky
Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Intrusive thought of Mia farrows voice warbling this while I try to use my messed up work computer that takes five seconds to load each individual letter
The Last Unicorn Amalthea: Body Dying Quote
Alt: The Last Unicorn Amalthea: I can feel this Body Dying all around me Quote
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Every so often as I look at the hellscape of politics and culture I think about the time my friend called me a racist and blocked me on msn because I said Oprah exploited women and platformed other exploitative people and it made me feel kind of sick. What does Swedish Tim think now?
Johnny Compliments your affirmations too polite, your friendly banter too casual. They'll kill you
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
I’m doing remarkably well for someone with a car that’s been broken for five months, a work computer that’s probably broken for the foreseeable future, and multiple extended family members that I provide support to low key on fire emotionally.
My most problematic trait is how much I loved Dharma and Greg
Got the news, it’s a rat king of a brain (ADHD and autism added to my official brain team roster)
rubes (any)@rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 8mo agoThe other half is convinced he’ll take off his glasses when he gives me the results and say “my god rubes, it’s a rat king of a brain”
My family haven’t been farmers in generations, more broke city rats, and somehow I find myself sounding like great grandma Ruby while I snap things like “go on git, git out of my kitchen” and brandish a towel at my children who ABSOLUTELY refuse to not be underfoot demanding things
