Jake B

@rudemechanical.bsky.social

I’ve never experienced anything quite like #1000xRESIST. each chapter answers a bunch of questions while asking a bunch of new ones and each time both the questions and the answers are more exciting than the last. what a thing.

there needs to be more room in the discourse for people who think Chris Nolan is merely pretty good at making movies (admittedly he’s on an upward trajectory recently) instead of The Best or The Worst

my girlfriend introduced me to The Librarians and this show rules. Rebecca Romijn and John Larroquette just teleported into the woods and she says in completely serious spec ops soldier voice: “they could be anywhere in a five mile radius. assuming a 10 minute mile, that’s one radius per hour”

i’ve decided to unfollow anyone who brings screenshots of X onto my feed. gonna lose some otherwise good posters unfortunately but i just can’t anymore. i left that site for a reason

thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like

Finally playing RE9 and oh man do I love the little flashlight maneuver Grace does when she aims a pistol. and how she puts it in her mouth when she reloads. that’s my shit right there

as is often traditional in gamer culture, I like to mix my games with a little cannabis. With Marathon I’ve learned I have to play the game for a bit before smoking. If I get stoned first it’s too stressful to even consider launching it

[The one time Kazama Kiryu had sex]: "Intercourse huh? I guess many mammals enjoy "getting their rocks off" so to speak. Sure I'll try it." [afterwards] "Huh, that was pretty vulnerable...and..WOW...what a jolt! So this is the world of sex. Thank you. I have to get back to the batting cages now."