challengers but its hunter schafer and zendaya having a lesbian rivalry over forcefemming tom holland
Saeko
@saeko.bsky.social
34, bi/poly, it/she, AFAB (Assigned Futa At Birth) You know me from twitter as "TERFs aren't women"
Even better is that within alchemy, lead can be turned into gold only after we have transgender children descended from the three-fathered Orion.
Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · 6d agoOh gods there is
![Another version of Orion's birth, preserved in scholia[13] and later mythographers[14|[15][16][17], credits him as autochthonous. [18] Here the gods Zeus, Hermes, and Poseidon come to visit Hyrieus of Tanagra, who roasts a whole bull for them. 19] When they offer him a favor, he asks for a son. The gods take the bull's hide and urinate into it and bury it in the earth. Ten lunations later, Hyrieus digs up the hole and finds the infant Orion.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wx3hht2mj4two4cfxvgehxzj/bafkreidunvwyw2mls3um4ahmen5vp6jfryplqhuxhzzf6s52rmvmeqwhfm)
I'm a retvrn guy but for Orion being born of three men with a piss kink.
The Fates sent Odysseus on an Odyssey as punishment for the hubris to naming himself after The Odyssey.
I found my twink in a grocery store clearance section. Lasted me 9 years so far.
yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 6d agotheyre selling twinks for 63p???
Me: Wait, are you sexually interested in me?! Her: Did you think I choked you and called you a good girl non-sexually?
If you're wondering what's going on in my life: • Placed on psychiatric leave after being sexually harassed • My boyfriend is going through a breakup • My wife's apartment burnt down • My "girlfriend" asked me to move in with her. She lives in Colorado. • I don't have any income right now.
If vaccines caused autism I'd be injecting my son with horseshoe crab blood so he'd grow up to invent a cure for allistic people.
i was kidding but yeah it's unambiguously true that donald trump would not have become president if he wasn't good at posting
Saeko@saeko.bsky.social · last wk.We have a poster president and all his strongest pillars are fellow posters. Posting holds up the world.
I need someone to grab me by my horns and shove their cock down my throat.
When MTG stops being a bastion for unique & varied art to being fully AI art.
if aliens came to earth i bet high and low tide would freak them out cuz they don't have the moon at their planet
now i can finally go to taco bell and ask for no lettuce without sounding like a baby who doesnt eat vegetables
that's crazy. pic unrelated can't figure out how to delete it
Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 3w agoReader, I checked and checked again, and this is Secretary Hegseth’s actual account
I told an aromantic girl that I'm in love with her. She said, "That's fine," then asked me to move in with her.
EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO BODY AUTONOMY. guess what gender is? BODY AUTONOMY. it is about WHO is allowed to do WHAT with THEIR BODY. administration of exogenous sex hormones is value neutral; the core difference between this and a trans person is that one supports the fascist regime and one does not.
Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w agoHegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
The mall in my hometown was replaced with office spaces. The Denny's we used to hang out in before we could get into bars closed. The movie theater closed. Both of the card shops we used to play MTG tournaments closed. The book store? Closed.
Zack Davisson@zackdavisson.com · 3w agoI ask as always: What were these mythical "third places that previous generations had available to them?" The whole idea of "third places" is just so much Camelot mythmaking.
conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male
Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w agoHegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
Does my stomach hurt because my soymilk expires tomorrow, or because I shoved a glass dildo 9" deep into my colon?
no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoThe House overwhelmingly voted to pass a bill to make daylight saving time permanent
I need to get hot enough that if I dated a completely average looking man people would just kind of assume he must be slinging rope to be able to pull that