i can’t be held responsible for plans we made a week ago when i was in a good mood
*lasers shooting out of my nipples* look on my works ye mighty and despair
For a nation mad on guns you would think they could aim better… #uspol
@siracusa.social You have to wonder how many trys it takes to learn this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIeE...
UPGRADING a MacBook Neo using iPhone Parts
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The Iranian attacks... Not the american... no. That would be a step too far for our evangelical trump loving bumblefuck. #nzpol
Pulitzer for the reporter that shoves a microphone into Pete Hegseth’s face that’s actually a camouflaged breathalyzer.
Remember to vote this year you need to be enrolled or have your enrolment up to date before advance voting opens - because if you don’t, you can guarantee racist morons like this will definitely be out there voting for the racist dog whistling parties.
If you have a dairy that got ramraided six times by the same kids and then they turned up one day outside asking everyone to contribute to “help make the dairy good again” then you’ll know what it feels like to hear National pledge to make our super savings as good as Australia’s
Sometimes I wonder about chatgpt... For the record. Tits up was me. The parachute was the ghost in the machine.
@marcoarment.bsky.social Soooooo SIri is now confusing Hey Siri with oh god oh god oh god?
@siracusa.social Does apple understand the iphone is a.... phone? in the beta phone settings like the moronic rage inducing (and frankly rude to the caller) Silence Unknown Caller is now hidden Settings - Apps - Phone. The phone isn't an app... Its the whole point of the device.
"A crock of sh*t" –Dan Pfeiffer explaining Trump's Obama treason allegations.
Great Leader, taking inspiration from Stalin and Kim Jong Lin, issues decree unleashing JD Vance to take over the Smithsonian -and the National Zoo- and eradicate all "improper, divisive, or anti-American ideology" and return the U.S. to its antebellum purity. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Restores Truth and Sanity to American History
RESTORING TRUTH IN AMERICAN HISTORY: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order restoring truth and sanity to American history by
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