I'm reading someone's resume with a typo that says "further derails upon request" and cracking up

i didn't know what to do with myself after seeing this when it originally aired. i felt like i needed to call all my friends or put out a press release or something

Ryan Jung@turbodonkey.bsky.social · 3d ago

I think about this a lot.

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 22h ago

I love you.

Not my kneejerk first response being ‘well, if we actually cared about women’s health…’ Also, why didn’t my magic period blood heal my endometriosis?!? I had two surgeries like a chump instead. 🙄

as an aside, I'm not sure which I hate more: the "women's bodies are unworthy of serious study" crew or the "women's bodies are fonts of holy lifegiving magick" group. either way you're not human

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Cat Power is antivax

I would like to thank Past Me for making the cardamom and rose syrup that Current Me is enjoying in her coffee. Sometimes that girl knows what's up

I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

i started this train of thought as a joke but now i do think there's something to the idea that the way to sell the green revolution to the US public is that we're being denied Good Deals on cheap chinese cars and solar panels and there's nothing more unamerican than saying we can't have a good deal

Gentleman surveying his estate.

hmm not sure if I should have sent that work email

#birdbot

#themoreyouknow

this guy gets it

i keep narrating pokémon like im werner herzog and it makes my niece and nephew crack up despite not knowing who that is. "i am driven by a compulsion to capture the creatures in plastic and airless prisons... these creatures, so small and vivacious... i must capture and subdue zem all"

Tal Lavin@swordsjew.bsky.social · 5d ago

roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"

A reminder of what Abraham Lincoln thought of the Know Nothings, the party that championed "heritage Americans" and attacked immigrants in his day. quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

BIG BNUYY ALERT

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org · 5d ago

@nome.bsky.social What do we think about Bradley International Airport before I fawn over what may be the best program on Earth??? 😭

Walked home after dropping my car off at the shop. Stopped to pick up a fancy coffee and a bun on the way and spent the walk admiring the local flowers. Yeah, you did pick a nice place to live, self.

honey nut cheerios so good i just know the original cheerios inventor left the factory in disgrace. bum.

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6d ago

In the "sequels better than the original" discussion, you gotta put Honey Nut Cheerios right at the top.

#birdbot

for perspective this is literally Herbert Hoover territory

Gay ISIS Brony@rainbowdaesh.bsky.social · last wk.

IIRC the last time anyone seen numbers like this was Hoover in 32 with something like 75% of his voters not regretting their decision to vote for him in 28. FDR prevailed 472 to Hoovers 59.

this is basically an unheard of number and if it relates at all to voting intention in november the GOP is staring the apocalypse in the face

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · last wk.

2024 Trump Voters - "Do you regret voting for Trump in 2024?" No: 77% Yes: 22% GSG / July 27, 2026

I call this fit "magician whose only tricks involve spiking your drink".

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

IT'S TIME. admiralcloudberg.medium.com/reaping-the-...

Reaping the Whirlwind | Inside the Potomac River Midair Collision

How America’s golden age of aviation safety came to an end

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this sounds elitist but our recovery from the present moment will depend in part on being able to once again effectively malign, ostracize, and refuse a platform to cranks

[Christopher M. Federico]@chrispps.bsky.social · last wk.

I don't stan Fauci in any mawkish resistlib way but I do not blame him for not wanting to play along on television with a gaggle of conspiracy-addled degenerates who are objectively beneath him in terms of intellect, culture, and values

😏

BCP Minus Context@bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · last wk.

So, for curious and carnal persons,

I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...