saw Brand New Day on monday, and i've been giving it some thought, and i feel that i can now reveal my conclusion, though spoiler warning: Sadie Sink really suits bangs

What definitely happened: 1. "Prepare me a plan to bring Iran to its knees" said Trump 2. "Hic" said Hegseth, then passed the message onto generals 3. The generals said "Drop X amount of bombs here, here & here" 4. Hegseth asked Grok, fired anyone who disagreed, & decided to drop ten times as many

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2h ago

Oof. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Among other things all these guys are the worst boss you've ever had

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2h ago

Oof. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

GeoGuessr 7/8/2026 1. 4,346 pts, 130 miles, 3 min, 26 steps 2. 1,159 pts, 1,355 miles, 3 min, 45 steps 3. 4,997 pts, 995 yd, 3 min, 6 steps 4. 4,965 pts, 6.5 miles, 3 min, 5 steps 5. 4,829 pts, 32 miles, 3 min, 27 steps Total: 20,296 pts, 1,524 miles, 15 min, 109 steps

All the people who are anti-Chadley or want to mute Chadley, I have one question: If Chadley disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through Final Fantasy VII without him or the Chadley menu? Imagine Chadley was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give him up?

www.maptap.gg August 5 95🏅 85🎓 86🎓 85🎓 47🙈 Final score: 748

If Elon can convince his pet rubes that SpaceX is like totally going to build a working USS Enterprise any day now or whatever, if he can just manage to keep the bullshit going until the weekend, that's worth like a quarter of a trillion dollars in total to all of these shareholders

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h ago

FEDWATCH: “.. Most of the 911M SpaceX shares unlocking tomorrow were granted or purchased when the company was valued between $20B and $150B, versus a current market cap of $450B–$500B. .. This means that nearly all shares are deeply in the money with a 3×–20× uplift— roughly 10×–20× gains ..”

FEDWATCH: “.. Most of the 911M SpaceX shares unlocking tomorrow were granted or purchased when the company was valued between $20B and $150B, versus a current market cap of $450B–$500B. .. This means that nearly all shares are deeply in the money with a 3×–20× uplift— roughly 10×–20× gains ..”

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 8h ago

$SPCX

guys i've got a pretty good feeling that they're going to choose me as the next Bond

Is there a word with a wider range of pronunciations than lieutenant? Lyootenon, lootenant and leftenant? Admittedly, the British one is clearly wrong.

anyway this is a column on my (partial) mea culpa to Burnham, his appearance on How To Fail, and why maybe the secret to fixing British politics was to stop focusing on successful people www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...

They just had their 1st earnings call since the IPO and Things Were Really Bad and Elon needs to try to keep up the con with the retail investors a bit longer until he & the rest of the early investors can offload this shit stock onto the rubes Moon Factories is even dumber than Space Data Centres

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 13h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

i think this oversimplifies a complex situation by ignoring a real problem with this approach namely, people who know what they're doing keep telling Trump and Hegseth that they're wrong & that their ideas are dumb, & then making really mean i-told-you-so faces when Trump & Hegseth's plans backfire

Karly Kingsley@karlykingsley.bsky.social · 9h ago

The commander of a nuclear submarine has just been let go by Trump and Hegseth citing maintenance issues. They’re firing everyone at the top while asking if anyone has an ideas to win a losing war. Here’s an idea, stop firing people who know what they’re doing.

the thing is, maybe he's genuinely reformed like he says he is if true, it would have been possible to handle this in a way which turned it into a positive, and hell; i'm all for anything to stop idiot boys getting radicalised on YouTube but the Tories fumbled it, & that's Kemi's fault

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@discokidnap.bsky.social · 9h ago

Can’t even serve in public office after pledging yourself to the neo-Nazi cause anymore because of tofu-eating woke lefties 😠

oh good, the actual inverter arrived today as well now i just need to figure out where i'm gonna put things and run the cables when i can afford to buy a solar panel

Bunker Ballroom, male porn star@seej500.bsky.social · 2d ago

Plug-in solar is legal in the UK from 27th August. Almost everyone online seems to use the same inverter (the 800W Ecoflow one) whereas it's my understanding that you can plug all sorts of panels into it Can't afford the whole setup at once, so ordered the inverter Its power cable just arrived🙃

When he goes, it's gonna be even funnier if it's as a direct result of his own dumbfuckery

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 10h ago

FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION CONFIRMS MARINE ONE WAS BRIEFLY TOO CLOSE TO PASSENGER AIRPLANE - STATEMENT

I'm certainly not arguing that everything's perfect in the world, but I can look at how the world has changed, just in the time I can remember experiencing, & comfortably say that on a lot of important issues the world has DEFINITELY improved in the last 40 years, even as dickheads tried to stop it

The number of people who smoke has gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

We may be sliding backwards a bit at the moment, but even so, equality and the representation of minorities has gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Cars have gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Electricity generation has gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Cancer treatments have gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Television has gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Comedy has gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Video games have gotten better in the last 40 years

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 23h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 24h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

Look, I'm not saying the media might be a tiny bit biased, but this is how they're reporting a progressive candidate beating the establishment candidate, he's fucking WON the primary, despite his opponent vastly outspending him & everyone to the right of AOC calling him a commie (or worse)

Politico@politico.com · 18h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

how... how was this guy doing his job like three years ago? ("badly" is not a clear enough answer, because i suspect he's still doing his job badly, just with less awareness of that fact)

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak