[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
Shane Madej
@shanemadej.bsky.social
I make a show called Puppet History and co-host a show called Ghost Files on a channel called Watcher. You may also recognize me from my iconic turn in CBS’s SWAT. youtube.com/watcher
People have studied this for decades, and the findings are pretty consistent: Immigration is unrelated or even negatively related to crime and cities w/lots of immigrants are likely safer than yours. From Robert Sampson, The Great American City: Chicago and the Enduring Neighborhood Effect (2012).
Can't imagine hitting a soccer ball with my head. Very scary.
I’m not too good at using Bluesky but hey there are 7 total eps of my and @shanemadej.bsky.social’s new weekly comedy trivia podcast The Quizard’s Pit.
Why The Sky Sometimes Rains Animals | Quizard's Pit Ep 7
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I can't wait for Woody and Buzz to kill that fucking iPad.
In our inaugural episode of The Quizard's Pit we learn about, among other things, a 122 year old woman who met Van Gogh and said he smelled. Join us every Monday for the foreseeable future!
@shanemadej.bsky.social and I have now officially been sucked up into the Quizard's Pit, a weekly nightmare where we have to come up with 6 obscure facts about a particular topic, or I guess we never go home? First episode - Birthdays is now up!
@shanemadej.bsky.social and I are unfortunate victims of getting sucked up into space weekly and on Monday we release the first episode of a podcast that tells our horrific story. @nicklutsko.bsky.social gave us this amazing theme and Jared Sosa followed it with an incredible animation.
EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...
The Quizard's Pit | Podcast Trailer
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Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case
@shanemadej.bsky.social is on the pod this week visiting Abercrombie & Fitch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFF3...
Only time will tell which astronaut aboard the Artemis II will be the first to discover the Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol.
Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site
(goes to Five Guys and sees only four guys working) Eyyy where's the fifth guy today lol (goes to Wendy's and sees no redheads working) Eyyy where's Wendy today lol (goes to Jack in the Box and sees staff gathered around open casket) May his memory always be a blessing 🖤
A gift you can give yourself while watching Survivor is to imagine Jeff Probst recording the vocals for all the incidental music in his garage.
Cannot recommend this daily Olympics recap enough. Fine fine work.
OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 4 IT IS CURLING TIME IN AMERICA (Plus, the medals that keep breaking, a killer podium, figure skaters using 1990s music, figure skaters using AI-generated 1990s music AND MORE!)
thank you elliott! and the same to you!
I just wanna lay down in the garden and look at the opening snowdrops and maybe let the crows eat me, simple goals ya know
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly