The Padres may never lose again.

Pff, never a doubt

Airplane Movie Sweating Man Reaction

ALT: Airplane Movie Sweating Man Reaction

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Cookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th

Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame

We should just bring in Canning to see what happens

Guys, we’ve had him all wrong, here let him explain www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...

Opinion | David Ellison: In Defense of the Paramount-Warner Deal (Gift Article)

The issue is whether I can be trusted as a steward of CNN.

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That was quite the entrance in Philly for Arraez

THE BANANAS THAT MY STAFF PUTS IN MY KITCHEN ARE ALWAYS YELLOW

onion person@junlper.beer · 23h ago

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

Here it is, your Bluesky #Bike Content of the Day for Monday, 8/3/26.

Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4mo ago

That's right

Sell sell sell

Buffalo Bill

ALT: Buffalo Bill

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Padres should’ve traded for Ron Washington

Pushaw, former @oaklandballers.bsky.social Kelsie Whitmore!!!

Sarah Spain ✨@sarahspain.com · 2d ago

WPBL #1 pick, star pitcher for the SF Firebells & Savannah Bananas fan fave Kelsie Whitmore shared the feelings she had in the hours before the first Women’s Professional Baseball League game. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch soon on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube channel.

Somebody is trying to have fun at their job today

Metallica frontman James Hetfield proves beyond doubt that he's a master of heavy metal Happy #BicycleBirthday, James! Born August 3, 1963

I do not hate this trade after knowing what's going to SF www.mlbtraderumors.com

Dude just got on the plane to leave SD

Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

The San Diego Padres are finalizing a trade to acquire left-hander Robbie Ray from the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

wow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow

"Heroin is so good"

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 3d ago

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

Don't make us google it, include the link/tweet/skeet whatever of whatever person is a piece of shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter

‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle

#mute #padres

Seems AJ might have two spots available

Mike@shaqapopolis.bsky.social · 3d ago

Well if AJ doesn't trade from the ML roster at least that will give him the reason to DFA Sears

Halfway there

Mike@shaqapopolis.bsky.social · 3d ago

Let's see if Canning can let the Giants at least tie it up. #confidence

Let's see if Canning can let the Giants at least tie it up. #confidence

What do we call this group of shitty pitchers the Padres are streaming out there? The Clergy? The Clown Show? The No Ring Circus?

Well if AJ doesn't trade from the ML roster at least that will give him the reason to DFA Sears

Mike@shaqapopolis.bsky.social · 3d ago

Canning??!! Leave in Sears