Please stop telling me asteroids and space debris crash into the Moon. I know. It's entirely besides the point. Learn to take an anti-Musk PR win and but science aside for a few minutes. Obviously the Moon will be fine. That's not the point.
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@walkingtaako.bsky.social
He/him. Cishet. White Jew. I have Tourette's Syndrome. Happily married. Passionately leftist. 48 years old. I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper. Commit to the bit. The dog's name was Beatrice. You should probably unfollow me.
Just to be clear, not Telemachus and Antinous, Tom Holland and Robert Pattinson.
[Sic] Burns@sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h agoGoing to see the Odyssey today and I can’t wait to see the scene where Athena gets Tom Holland and Robert Pattinson to start making out
Pollsters are trying their best. They really are. We’ve just reached the limit of what you can do to make something look like an approximately random sample when you have to attempt 150,000 contacts to get 500 responses.
I'd suggest that if you can't even win your primary you're, by definition, not "electable" so I always find this sort of conversation to be rather ridiculous. They spent a year saying Trump wasn't "electable" for crying out loud.
get so used to hearing this place called a weird bubble that when you encounter the mind of someone who actually lives in one, it is genuinely startling
Cuddles_the_destroyer@cuddlessmash.bsky.social · 20h agowhat the fuck am I reading lmao
What is truly "shocking" about the polling miss in Michigan is that it is completely average for a primary "The expected error on the margin between two primary candidates in a race for governor or U.S. Senate is a whopping 13.0 points." blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/2026-texas...
Do we really know who's leading the Texas Senate races?
Primary polls have historically been rather unreliable, and a surge in new primary voters means turnout assumptions matter more than usual
blog.fiftyplusone.news
|horses|@chemotaxis.bsky.social · 9h agoPolling is like really fucked. Strikes me as a huge problem honestly.
Now my cat demands a treat as he’s eating a treat. This seems to be a bit much.
though a friend of mine says that he looks a little bit like Handsome Squidward and now I can’t unsee it
Okay, I think I'm ready to say El-Sayed has won. I don't think there's enough votes left out there for Stevens.
It looks like El-Sayed is going to win but also every time I refresh the page Stevens is like .1% closer
I should have added this for BlueSky - it's a comedy special about how to defeat fascism!! If you are on this website this is up your alley!!!
My friend and fellow standup comic/union man Nato Green @natogreen.bsky.social just put out a hilarious new special. Watch it! youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...
Nato Green - The Darkest Hour | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
i think we should eliminate all taxes for everyone willing to participate in the corvee. These Americans will be entitled to 100% of the money they earn as long as the state can enslave them at will for public works projects.
The real impasta@therealimpasta.bsky.social · 16h agoATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
Regardless of how it turns out NO HE DIDN’T. It’s like saying I have more fingers on my left hand after counting 8 digits from left to right with a ring finger and a pinky still to report.
There’s gotta be a better photo to use here, guy looks like he’s surprised he won
CNN@cnn.com · 20h agoFormer Rep. Tom Perriello will win the Democratic primary in Virginia's 5th Congressional District, CNN's Decision Desk projects. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4wbZT6y
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
If Stevens is actually winning Wayne County by 30 points...
Okay, Wayne County just dumped a whole bunch of votes for Stevens. Less than 1 point between the candidates now.
The Michigan Senate primary on here is like when people call an NBA game over because there's a 20 point first quarter lead
the cameras are known to just disappear like that at times, ya know
Okay, starting to see people catch on to the fact that Michigan is in fact going to be pretty close when they finish counting.
From Zachary Donnini: “This is narrowing at a rapid rate and will come down to Wayne. Stevens is vastly outperforming expectations across a lot of whiter, less urban areas. El-Sayed exceeding his targets in Kent, Washtenaw, and Oakland. Stevens exceeding elsewhere.”
I feel like some people are spiking the football a little too early in the Michigan primary on here?
People seem to be missing that this is only Washtenaw County, not statewide?
VoteHub@votehub.com · 19h agoMichigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)