Them: Do you have any useful skills? Me:

Yeah, a funeral home

@tizzv.bsky.social · 7d ago

Sen. Mitch McConnell says he's left rehab, will work from home www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...

Catch the wave.

Hi! The new school year is starting. If you could help clear this wishlist for my classroom, I'd be ever so grateful. My class is in need of colored copy paper, filler paper, eraser caps, sandwich ziplock bags, white paper bags, and more. Thank you in advance! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazon

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Haven't been doing much multi-material 3D printing even though I've had the multi-toolhead printer for almost a couple of months now. So I figured I'd use some of the silver filament I have left over and make myself a little friend for my desk.

Waymo is in San Diego (but only giving rides to employees right now I guess) and these vehicles are batshit crazy with their FULL and COMPLETE stops at stop signs which I'm pretty sure is illegal here.

If you guys could see all that junk bouncing around … 🥵

Man's Elephant Membre Gag

ALT: Man's Elephant Membre Gag

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Leg day or something 😏

The audio seems off but whatever.

Chest day again 😎

Our setup of two solid wood tabletops (connected with industrial Velcro) resting on IKEA ALEX drawer units on the outside and the server/network rack on the inside has served (ha!) us well for several years, but getting ready to transition to a motorized desk frame on my side first...

When you ate the bad lettuce

feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 3w ago

shitposting through the pain: a memoir

Rambling as I'm testing to make sure all the cables and buttons still work as I'm converting my desktop PC to a deskbottom PC.

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

It’s not just camp, it’s Van de Kamp

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 4w ago

Are we sure it wasn't the fashion police?

If you know you know.

I wear the pants in my relationship. Literally, not figuratively

...PENIS

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 4w ago

Homophobic bird said "fuck you f**got!" and shat on me while we were walking home from the gym. But it missed my bare chest and legs, landing fully on my polyester/nylon shorts. And I had cleaning wipes with me to easily get it all off, so HA, HA, LOVE WINS, shitbird! 😁💩🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈

Thsnk god

Gay Bitterskeets@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 4w ago

White boy butts are definitely graded on a curve.

Okay, @easer79.bsky.social and I DID wander outside, but only because Brixley made us. Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

It's Pride Weekend in San Diego, so after I get back from my lunchtime haircut today... I will not be wearing pants or leaving home for the next two days. Happy Pride! 😁🏳️‍🌈

The intimacy the medium engenders and the imagination it requires are voided by the addition of video. The podcast becomes a talk show. The things you have to do when working with audio only all go out the window. Something significant is lost, I think!

I’m genuinely happy for some podcasters I know who are able to reach new audiences with the shift to video, but I’m going to stick with audio only. For the kinds of stories I want to tell in podcast form, audio is the only thing that makes sense to me.

It’s fine for some, but I’m not thrilled about the big push at the moment to have more and more podcasts do video. I like podcasts specifically because they are NOT visual…

Hard day?

Hap

✨Mog Daddy✨@mogdaddy88.bsky.social · 4w ago

Penis

My favorite part is the ring on his finger

Shirtless Jay@shirtlessjay.com · last mo.

Happy semi-Sunday 😏

The happens in threes thing applies to politicians, too, right???