Did y’all know they named a fish after Nancy Reagan?!? 🤯

They don't have to vaccinate you to kill you, baby. You smoke drugs outta USB sticks.

that’s cool bruh. It only takes one good clinch kick for you to be jump roping with your intestines tho

Raphael Phaasiq@rize4eva.bsky.social · 3w ago

But I'll beat a kangaroo ass

Literally nobody wanted to see his old ass in a wig

Forbes@forbes.com · 3w ago

The new adaptation has a long way to go to recoup its reported $250 million budget.

What do you mean by “people”? I’ve been a Jay-Z fan since ‘98, and his marriage has nothing to do with that, so…yes? If you mean Beyonce fans, probably not.

🍃K.R.E.A.M.🍃@kash2dawizzle.bsky.social · 4w ago

Do you think people would still care about Jay Z if Beyonce wasn’t by his side? 🤔 I think they wouldn’t u kno

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ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · last mo.

Report: Joey Bosa has "more likely than not" played his final NFL snap.

Senegal going out sad man. SMFH

AFRICAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR!!!!!!

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ALT: a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd

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He's right. Hitler did it first

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Trump's Acting AG on the $1.8B slush fund for J6ers: It is true that this is unusual, but it is not unprecedented.

I just interviewed E-40 for my radio show. That’s pretty fucking cool.

Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, and Grumpy

madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo ago

what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only

Luther Da Gawd even did it

T Scott@tyscott1.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Durand is right. More people should sing background for others. Even Whitney and MJ did it!

Big shoutout to Conductor Williams for real. My man got the best beats on billy woods’ AND Drake’s albums in the last 12 months. Incredible range.

“Sis you gotta be kidding like nephews and neices” ………………………nigga. Stop this punchline scheme for the love of Christ Jesus. Why y’all let Aubrey drop 51 songs??????

I’m definitely not a Baseball Guy™️, but surely this nigga is the GOAT at this point right?

Codify Baseball@codifybaseball.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Only two batters (Judge, Schwarber) have more MLB home runs than Shohei Ohtani since Shohei's MLB debut. Only one pitcher (deGrom) has a lower ERA (500+ innings) than Shohei Ohtani since Shohei's MLB debut.

In soccer, teams get kicked out the damn league for failure. Relegate the Wizards to G-League or something smh.

NBA@nba.com · 3mo ago

The NBA Draft Lottery 2026 Results!

Me, mid roast battle at ye olde luncheon table in 1603:

William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 3mo ago

Villain, I have done thy mother.

This is lab policy at @epic-biodiversity.org - the abridged version of our policy on generative AI is "no". This is not a guideline or an aspirational document. It's part of our rules of behavior and good academic conduct. epic-biodiversity.org/generative-ai/

Iris van Rooij 💭@irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meet the academics refusing to use generative AI Researchers say they have their reasons for avoiding AI tools — and they’re sick of arguing about it. www.nature.com/articles/d41... h/t @maartenp.bsky.social

Folks were getting shot while the Stylistics played in cars through the ‘70s, ‘80s AND ‘90s

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@Beyonce please put Tosin Abasi and Howard Johnson on Act III, sincerely a Black metalhead.

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As someone who really dislikes TSA, the average TSA bully wants to pull you out of line, waste an hour of your day, get to be big man on campus for 60 min and then send you on your way. The ICE guy wants to shoot you in the face. Different vibe

Micah@rincewind.run · 5mo ago

what’s going to happen if they actually do this in any real numbers is that a lot of folks are going to be harassed or groped in a way they have never encountered before just because they went to the airport and that’s something that really sticks with you

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

What a shitty fucking day.

🙃🙃🙃🙃

Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 5mo ago

Far-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House.