my tortoiseshell cat said I won't be hungover tomorrow
parked next to a shopping center for the night and there's an Afghan restaurant here and I just willed myself a deep hunger for kebab
“Infinite personalized music” was already solved, it’s called learning to play an instrument
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 4d agoWhen you have no concept of how people engage with music
it's nice how people are thinking up all the ways the Democratic party has spoilers like they aren't their own biggest spoilers
I think it's awesome Google disabled Assistant and is forcing users to use Gemini. the best technology is the one we're forced to use
me: I should move to Philadelphia and get into professional sports Philadelphia professional sports: what if we took this swizzle stick and shoved it right up your pee hole?
if people are gonna post about Choosin' Texas all night, you might as well listen to better country songs
Tyler Childers - House Fire (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Tyler Childers
youtu.be
I'm at an Insula Iscariot show with like 500 goths right now and we're all gonna write in Jill Stein
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 6d agoEvery person on this website who says they've never heard an Ed Sheeran song or heard of the song Choosin' Texas is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear from the Democrats this fall.
I spent Saturday shopping for and putting together an Ikea dresser and then today I spent all day finally unpacking from move two months ago. I am so sore and now I have to go work all night
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
John Fetterman taking a dab, knocking over the rig and shattering it, then yelling "FUCK! FUCK!" so loudly it makes the whole room nervous
the more that you (idiot) think about Choosin' Texas (mid song) because of that Rolling Stone (advertising platform) article (government psyop) the more you (idiot, again) should just listen to the fucking song (it grows on you until you realize it's this generation's easy listening music)
just put together an Ikea dresser and as soon as I was finished putting the drawers together, I realized the tracks I installed for the first step were on the wrong side
‘D’ye mind if I just pop out for a quick iced coffee, like?’
it's 2026. who cares about iced coffee, if you're showing up to a job interview without knowing someone who already works there you're not getting the job. show up drunk, dickhead
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
Eli Valley@elivalley.bsky.social · last wk.Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
"someone said a storm is coming,someone told me this house needs haunting"
I think we need to start asking wealthy people "what do you do for a living?" and after they recite a bunch of corporate jargon we need to boil it down to their actual physical activity. "you make money talking on the telephone?"
@sliceofwife.bsky.social I got a new @ if you're interested in following me
The Houthis are about to find out why we don't have oil
We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes
I'd love to run a magnet over the server that hosts Tilly Norwood
computer programmers then: "finally, we built a machine to facilitate day-to-day tasks" typical user then: "I've hacked the mainframe!" programmers now: "we have gone too far and created a machine that will end humanity!" user now: "computah, make these guys super gay and horny for each other"