Sippy's Sinister Twin

@sippycuppsycho.bsky.social

intersex & trans & breedable (Chimeric, PMDS + OT-DSD) - plural - LA woman - psych ward princess - pro-social psychopath - anarchy is social entropy and can never be stopped - billionaires are a threat to humanity - burdened with fate's infatuation

You have to accept my father was an abusive sociopath for this to make sense, but I think Rick is actually a much better dad to Beth that he realizes. I just watched the one where Space Beth comes to kill Rick and they imply he's a bad dad because he doesn't know which is "real". But that's wrong.

I still do not understand why chart bros think that we need to pretend poor people have it good in America or else we’re “handing it” to the Republicans. Both parties have spent the past 4+ decades completely dismantling the social safety net. It is not a mystery why it’s hard to be poor in America

What a weird way to celebrate the benefits of fiber. You get easy poops with fiber. You don't need the steak or kraut, though fermented foods are very good for your health. People are so weird about their own ass. You poop your whole life, don't be afraid to learn about it.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”