if you're not nonbinary then it's actually super problematic cultural appropriation for you to pee AND poop

Me: *posts about microwave* Internet stranger: "wow I cant believe you hate single mothers, disabled people, neurodivergant people, the elderly, the- "

Dumb jokes are one of my favorite things in the world, and some of you haven't realized how much these silly things you post live in my brain for months afterwards and randomly make me giggle.

good morning !! its "Flatten Your Shaft With A Tungsten Cube Day" !

fucked up society that a princess like me needs to work to survive in smdh

Reminder that I fully believe that everyone who serves me is capable of taking care of themselves. Don't think for a goddamn second that means I won't support them with everything at my disposal. And I earned their submission for a fucking reason. Only disrespect them with their consent.

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Foxes In Love@foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 7h ago

The Gang Inspects A Property

Tess@itstessinadress.bsky.social · 3w ago

Everyone else: that's how much a commercial lease costs? Even after fitout we'd recoup that in the first months, we could make somewhere safe to not only work, but to make everyone a lot of money Me: we need a Charlie, right? Like from Always Sunny? Because if we're doing this I wanna be the Charlie

Anyway, goodnight everyone. -Your friendly neighborhood unethical sex therapist

as something of a socialist trap myself, I think it sounds like a great idea

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

(explaining a polycule) so yeah this is my dog, this is my sister, this is my dog's dog, this is my sister's sister, this is my dog's dog's wife,

Okay what the hell is this show?

Tokusatsu GIFs@tokugifs.bsky.social · 24h ago

Super Space Sheriff Gavan Infinity (2026) Episode 22

intelligent drum-n-bass implies the existence of r- *gunshots*

I'll link to the original art below but whenever I think about BattleTech vs 40k I think about this image and honestly the Smoke Jag on the left is my transition goal now. I'm never gonna be small. Muscle Dyke it is. And creatine will get me there. (Thanks K. Tightpussy if you ever read this.)

The Black Parade? Ah yes you mean the BoEMOian Rhapsody

disabled trans woman who was denied her disability claim, need help w bills food sundries. filed appeals but i need help while i dispute this. ive been through so much these past few yrs, pls don't let me hit rock bottom. anything helps 🖤💜 ca: $dyadicsapphic pp/vn: @dyadicsapphic

lost my phone possibly ruined my entire life. if anyone wants to push my ko-fi this is an actual crisis, i need help ko-fi.com/triallesslove @nacl.sh @anontanuki.meangirls.online @68tilinfinity.bsky.social bitdizzy and anyone pleaze

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i love my girlfriend

not for nothing, imo, this line of fuckery has been propped up significantly in the mind of a certain type of guy by the rise of sports betting making even the most inconsequential aspects of sports Matter A Lot to that increasingly ubiquitous type of guy, sports aren't games. they're stock tickers

Jana H-S (she, like a knife)@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22h ago

Fairness In Women's Sports shit is disheartening to me for a lot of reasons. but one that I really need people to chew on is: sports do not actually matter that's what they're for they exist to not matter the overton window is so fucked that we're treating *games* as if they're worth any of this

preorder Extras now to help the channel keep the doors open to help the conduit maintain her hold to help the oracle keep her cats happy

Jana H-S (she, like a knife)@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 2d ago

I'm going to start saying this too. except, when I say it, know that it is not for anyone's amusement. it is for a much darker and more sinister reason preorder Extras now it really helps the channel and you want to help the channel

Girls who ride bikes have *amazing* thighs holy fuck.

@lolzygag.bsky.social messaged me a while ago to say Aftertaste cracked her egg. Last night, she wrote, "This book tricked me. This book made me laugh. This book made me cry. This book made me scream. This book made me love. This book made me feel. This book broke me. This book saved me."

Get her ass, Emily

Emily M. Bender@emilymbender.bsky.social · yesterday

"Will you, person who doesn't know me, please read this synthetic text I caused to be extruded and give me feedback"? >>

Remember when the NFL banished Colin Kaepernick for life for kneeling during the US anthem to raise awareness about police brutality and racial inequality?

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Jesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.

I really like the ideas I’ve seen about Jax’s abstraction hair showing her emotions—especially ones that she might be trying to hide :) [1/3] #tadc #funnybunny #jax #pomni

How come when I was in the suburbs all the horny sluts were in St Paul. Now that IM in St Paul they're all in Stillwater. Why are they never in *my* area? Are they migrating? Are they okay? Has anyone checked on them? Were the real horny sluts in my area the friends we made along the way?

I can't stop listening to this song until I hate it or else it'll be stuck in my head forever and I blame @shivs.kindgirls.online for this www.youtube.com/watch?v=B20w...

FUKOUNA GIRL

YouTube video by STOMACH BOOK - Topic

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emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 5d ago

at 6k followers i will do something