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One Steve To Rule Them All

@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social

Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.

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One Steve To Rule Them All@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 3w ago

Working for Starfleet would be bizarre. Captain: "Ensign Targemon was used in an experiment by an ancient race of god-like beings, at the end of which he was turned into a statue." Starfleet Clerk: "Oh, another Code 236, that's too bad. No, wait, god-*LIKE* beings, that makes it a Code 236-A"

Lindsay Ellis@lindsayellis.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm still so torn up over Dolly I haven't even begun to process Tim Curry. Our Hexxus, our Frank-n-furter, my personal Long John Silver. God, seriously, whatever we did, we're sorry, please ease up

One Steve To Rule Them All@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · last mo.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social just literally confessed to the crime of voting in one jurisdiction "while living in" another jurisdiction. Not the brightest person, legally speaking. This is the same crime Ken Paxton committed, btw.

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · last mo.

If you live in a dorm, mom and dad are picking up the bills, and you go home in the summer, you have no business voting where your campus is. I voted absentee in my hometown in MA while living in Boston, then NYC, then MD. When I settled in VA for a while and registered my car, I voted in VA.

One Steve To Rule Them All@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · last mo.

How an interviewer should respond: "When have you scheduled your breast implant surgery? Do you worry that they'll interfere with your game?" At the very least, ask these elderly washed-up players if they think they'll win the tryouts against the talented young women.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Royce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"

Cobra Commander Posts@cobracmdrposts.bsky.social · 2mo ago

AS WE SPEAK, MY ATOMIC CANON IS BEING PLACED ON THE LUNAR SURFACE T- What? Sam Neil died? NEW ORDERS: EVERYBODY GATHER IN THE PALACE LIVING ROOM! WE’RE DOING A MOVIE MARATHON! “IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS” UP FIRST IN T-MINUS 10 MINUTES! DESTRO, YOU’RE ON POPCORN DUTY!

Ulrike Franke@rikefranke.eu · 6mo ago

Quite the numbers… “In the first 16 days, the US, together with coalition forces, burned through more than 11,200 munitions, according to RUSI. Among these were more than 1,200 RTX Patriot missile-defence systems, hundreds of its long-range Tomahawk missiles and more than 300 Thaad interceptors.”

In the first 16 days, the US, together with coalition forces, burned through more than 11,200 munitions at an estimated cost of $26bn, according to research published by the Royal United Services Institute. Among these were more than 1,200 RTX Patriot missile-defence systems, hundreds of its long-range Tomahawk missiles and more than 300 Lockheed-built Thaad interceptors. “The number of offensive and defensive missiles that are being expended in the current operation is, frankly, scary,” said Tom Karako, director of the Missile Defense Project at the Center for Strategic and International Studies.