Awkward Egg
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.
"Our carpet smells of piss, we charge £25 for a crap burger, our toilets are worse than those at a French campsite, and a shit pint costs at least £7. I don't know why we're struggling." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
South East pubs 'really struggling' to stay open
Landlords in the South East say they are having to partially close and take on second jobs.
bbc.co.uk
On the plus side, the wine is going to be as strong af next year 🍷
Nahel Belgherze@wxnb.bsky.social · 6d agoBordeaux, France, has now recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025. This is deeply shocking.
Quite pleased with my first month in charge of FIFA's commercial project ideation.
Frogs are sad on the first day of the month because it's when all their direct ribbits go out.
I realize the overlap of parents who use chatgpt for everything and people who see their kids as objects they acquired for the sake of appearances and don't really want to meaninfully engage with is a circle, but this is still so grim. They can't even chat with their kids on the morning school run?
Veerender Singh Jubbal@veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 5d ago
Just read that no one has ever been prosecuted for ignoring a hose pipe ban so I've attached a hose to every tap in the house.
Andy Burnham suggests the existence of Withouty Undercookham
I'm on the train from Montréal to Toronto. There's just been a reminder that it is MANDATORY to use headphones when watching video. I can't believe this guys have resorted to legislation, rather than our system of having 75% of the carriage sit in murderous, futile rage.
I miss the old days when people would just cough once then quietly pass away
I once saw a wig catalogue and there was a wig in it called Little Rascal. What's your favourite name for a wig!
I got a job as a Morrissey impersonator and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
Barbarossa⚡️@barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2w agoI got a job at a jigsaw puzzle factory but I just didn’t fit in.
Spielberg's new film, Disclosure Day, is complete dog shit, if you were thinking of watching it. #ChrisReviewsFilms
One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
Lovely bit of daytime family entertainment from Channel 5 for the school holidays
Burnham to hold daily 6pm, Covid-style news conferences where he painstakingly explains how merge in turns work. These end with live footage of drivers who straddle lanes or travel 1cm from the car in front to prevent merging being rounded up and deported to a third world country (eg Southampton).
Incredible moment just now on the train platform. A bloke cracks out x2 such loud farts that his girlfriend storms away in disgust. When he follows, she gives him a colossal bollocking, of which I only heard the following excerpts: “It’s not funny… I’m sick of it… Not just tonight… At the funeral.”
This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley)
Of course, she ended up dead from radiation; slow, invisible suffocation
Marie Curie was Polish-born but French-bred (ha, French bread)
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
We saw this restaurant in Plymouth yesterday and quick as a flash my son said “It’s not surf and turf… it’s boeuf and l’oeuf!”.
Pterodactyl, brontosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex gather around
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago