neighborhood nail spots: America’s only true podiatric medicine system
Sarah
@snackabee.bsky.social
My belly is just a little big, my hiney is just a little big, but brother — I am bad, and they know I'm bad.
if you are a business and your sign has a big ol clock on it, that clock needs to show the correct time or you should be fined like 25K a day. I don’t make the rules but if I did this would be #1
honoring The Great Texts of 21st century college football. y’all make your Charity Bowl gift or you are headed to “Area 51” @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Mashes home run. Ball hits mysterious lady. He visits her in the hospital. They begin torrid affair. She disappears: he traces her to Hokkaido. He fixes a bolognese for himself at the bottom of a dry well and thinks about it for a while.
MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HOMERS FOR A 4TH STRAIGHT GAME!
leave it to a fellow Floridian to drop what is essentially a wrestling promo on the AI discourse
By all means--continue. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/go-ahead-a...
Anyway have a great day and listen to Dwight Yoakam as much as you can
every time you let a LADWP truck cut you off they should give you $100 off your bill
This is the ideal vehicle form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
If you told me a year ago that I would care more about baseball than halloween I woulda called you a stupid piece of shit
ladies who love GBV representation … you love to see it. there are DOZENS of us!!
also, Karly Hartzman covered Guided By Voices' "Game Of Pricks" this week
listening to the dodgers game on my sirius xm radio driving home from work. didn’t know I had this level of dad in me
would be interested to know people’s pre-tariff bulk buys. just panicked and bought 8 japanese mascaras
A power fantasy I have kind of often is “I open a small retail or food business specifically so I can enforce basic social norms on narcissistic patrons”
closest I’ve seen to a riot in L.A. is when Suarez hit Ohtani with that pitch tonight
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc. After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?” (In fairness, he apparently did)
idk why it feels so shameful to make eye contact w someone sitting in the restaurant while I’m in the drive thru. we’re eating the same thing!! I just have places to be
Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
Thinking about Lonesome Dove again
Kim Mulkey doing a mean cover of (Hey Baby) Què Pasò while I enjoy my Arroz Con Pollo