Tons of folks lined up at Just Salad but I just don’t have the emotional or digestive fortitude to eat there for lunch.

Two run homer, don’t mind if I do

Cubs Player Shows Two Fingers

ALT: Cubs Player Shows Two Fingers

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Totally

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

TIL Diner Grill on Irving park has a patio and it just does not compute.

What a trash take. As a Chicago taxpayer, I'd rather 'take the hit' funding programs that help my neighbors put food on the table than keep paying nine-figure police misconduct settlements (we're up to $225 million so far in 2026)

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

To paraphrase Vonnegut: after failing in his efforts to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut Elon is taking a flying fuck at the moon

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 5d ago

Drifting SpaceX rocket heading for accidental collision with moon

Costco should have a bar

I ❤️ Chicago

maureen@maureenf.bsky.social · 6d ago

spotted in Pilsen:

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

Lolla-goers, please enjoy the music, my beloved city, and all it has to offer but for the love of the gods, please be cautious about where you’re putting your glitter & sparkles. If the packaging doesn’t say it’s safe for your tender bits, keep it away from your bathing suit area.

TONIGHT!!!

BurbSec East@east.burbsec.com · last wk.

WE ARE THIS THURSDAY! We're trying out Gracie O'Malley's once again, and our drink sponsor this month is Cyberhaven !! www.cyberhaven.com

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no nerd shit. youtu.be/fW3U73cyL3c

Miller's Crossing -- I suppose you think you raised hell

YouTube video by Straussian

youtu.be

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 6d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no nerd shit.

Would commit heinous atrocities to eat kale Caesar salads with reckless abandon

Liz Tamny@etamny.bsky.social · 7d ago

really missing the carefree consumption of raw produce

She’s a pretty city

Nick Ulivieri@nuphoto.com · 7d ago

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Do men ever hear themselves and/or just shut up?

Magic Eight Ball: Don't Count On It

Alt: Magic Eight Ball: Don't Count On It

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My Cubs viewing issue has magically resolved itself and I was rewarded with a win against the cards.

Anthony Rizzo: It's Magic for Chicago Cubs

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I think what makes this so enduringly compelling is Holland is not performing it as camp, there’s no winking, no sense that performing a woman’s song and routine is beneath him or something funny or transgressive or uncomfortable. He is completely serious and completely comfortable.

Aubrey Gilleran@aubreygilleran.bsky.social · last wk.

Also where are my manners?

Chicago rn

This is fine.

25th anniversary of "Southern Rock Opera," the breakthrough album for the Drive-By Truckers. Its themes continue to resonate in today's political and social climate. Patterson Hood dishes on how it came to be on @soundopinions.bsky.social: shorturl.at/Dytxx

Turns out the most punk rock things you can do are support your local library, be brave enough to make bad human art, and love the bees

Everything is just cops all the time

Eric Allix Rogers@ericallixrogers.com · last wk.

Yep. Chicago is doing forced bag checks to access the lakefront and lakefront trail in any place where black youth might be. I hope someone sues.

I was trying to figure out why i love this image of PCA so much, it has a familiar vibe, then i realized why…..

Gonna have to start using this

evacide@evacide.bsky.social · 2w ago

The nice lady on Fillmore selling me pants today asked where I lived, and when I told her, she made a concerned face and asked "Is it safe there?" so I replied "I'm the most dangerous thing there," and this is the only answer I will be using from now on.

Exciting times we live in. No idea if I’m going to die from a preventable disease, preventable bacteria in food, a preventable nuclear war, a preventable famine, or the Earth becoming uninhabitable, which some people are actively exacerbating. Truly exciting times.

The Chicago violence you wont see on TV.

Johnny Xmas@j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 2w ago

You know I keep that thang on me

Hard same; most of my executive function goes to keeping myself employed so at the end of the day, there’s not always much to go around for the rest of life.

Second Great Bisexual Awakening@suesswassersee.bsky.social · 2w ago

One fun way you can tell I have ADHD and am not just a lazy asshole is because even though I'm terrible at scheduling shit in my job, I'm actually WORSE about it in my personal fun life because I can basically only manage it if there's an existential threat hanging over my head

I mean, don't threaten me with a good time?!

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.

That's the clinic where I escort! And for Chicago people, that's the Nini's Deli guy. He joined an evangelical church, became "ex-gay" and now spends his time and money harassing people getting healthcare

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w ago

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning