Apropos of nothing, I have learned today that the German word for pre-moistened lens wipes is “brillenputztücher”. Now you know that too, and we are all better for it.
Andrew Solmssen
@solmssen.bsky.social
I lost 350 lbs, now officially a third of the man I used to be! IT guy, hiker, sunset appreciator. #525tolife #eppursimuove
THERE IS NO LONGER TIMED AUTOSAVE IN MS OFFICE APPS LIKE WORD. ONLY VERSIONING THROUGH ONEDRIVE/SHAREPOINT. IF YOU SAVE TO A LOCAL DISK OR OTHER CLOUD FILE SYSTEM LIKE GOOGLE OR ICLOUD YOU MUST MANUALLY SAVE YOUR WORK LIKE ITS 1982.
The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
I don’t know if it’s hope that I act on or if, just because I’m a cheerful hobbit I’m alright as long as despair can be postponed.
@lamaterial.com hey guys just a note that your links in your newsletter today are being reported as malicious by Microsoft’s Safe Links program. I’m sure it’s a false positive but you may want to talk to your link tracker service and see why this is happening.
The couples with matching weight vests hiking on Runyon Canyon scare me
Hey you know when it’s great when someone gets their flowers, this is that. Before the podfathers there was a podmother. Also Jackie is aces and you should read this.
Before Maron and Rogan's podcasts, there was Jackie Kashian's "Dork Forest," which just turned 20.
Hey you know when it’s great when someone gets their flowers, this is that. Before the podfathers there was a podmother. Also Jackie is aces and you should read this.
Before Maron and Rogan's podcasts, there was Jackie Kashian's "Dork Forest," which just turned 20.
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
The couples with matching weight vests hiking on Runyon Canyon scare me
what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky
if the people who say "just listen to your body" had to listen to mine for 15 minutes they would lose their goddamned minds
Two days in a row now, military helicopters flying low over Los Angeles with no ADS-B transponders, they’re not showing up on Flight Radar 24 app at all. Have to say I don’t love it.
“White Knuckles” by OK Go is an absolutely perfect Prince song. No further questions at this time.
Ok Go - White Knuckles with Lyrics
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What are the most uncanny examples of an artist writing a song in the style of another artist & channeling them? Like The Beatles’ I’ve Just Seen a Face = perfect Everly Brothers. The Stones’ Cool Calm & Collected is dead on The Kinks. Sabbath’s Rock n Roll Doctor = Zepplin “ooo yeah oooo yeah” Etc
Get off Substack, Substack is a bad company and if you are generating content on their platform, you are helping them say look, we're not that bad, when they are in fact that bad.
Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.
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He’s talking himself into using nuclear weapons.
I had to check but yes this is real
I’m at Runyon Canyon above the Oscars and there’s a light plane towing a banner flying over everything, not only is he getting very close to the blimp and the two helicopters, but isn’t that restricted airspace how is he allowed to even be there?
“…war is an easy thing to talk about” youtu.be/HfXmpJRZPYI
Tony Benn in the House of Commons Iraq Bombing Speech
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I am hopeful that the fall described in this beautiful screaming monster of a thing is finally starting to happen. lithub.com/rebecca-soln...
The fences are down on the West Ridge Trail at Runyon! Yay! The little Survivor tree is doing well! The trail from Wattles Garden Park to the south peak of West Ridge is still closed but I’m not sure how much a laminated piece of paper is going to keep people off of it.
new album new video this month - here’s a clip • Shouldn’t Have A Gun Top 10 reasons I shouldn’t have a gun are all “I’m me” Watch “Alter-Kashian” on YouTube February 25th! Click NOTIFY ME NOW on YouTube to join the premier.
Today’s weird graphical NYT Connections has shown me I am too Internet because I thought at least one of them would be loss.jpg. Connections Puzzle #972 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart