The Hamstring is not a serious muscle group.

No you have to call it a generic 16-bit retro game system, it’s only a SNES if it comes from the Nintendeaux region of France.

A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppin’ daddies.

The drops of god was the cum we made along the way (that’s a joke for the dozens of people in the world who have watched drops of god)

Pope went to Villanova so that means it's now called the Youse-charist

we need boys announcing the news in the street again

The fourth plague

Conan the Barbarian should have been called Excalibruh.

today is a terrific day to cancel that monthly donation

Joseph Fink, we're going to win@planetoffinks.bsky.social · last yr.

speaking of which, this should be obvious but: do not donate to the democrats. do not donate to the party, do not donate to their politicians. until they do Anything At All, you do not give them a cent.

Even as he's rampaging through the government wielding usurped life-and-death power like a toddler with a gun, the man is still desperately, sweatily trying to do epic posts

Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of a functioning government.

every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ

Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents. No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute. No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act. No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early. No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning

monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Why is my idea that generations should be named for iconic professional wrestlers not being taken seriously by anyone?

This guy fuckin hates me.

Flip 7 is the best family board/card game I’ve played in years. And as a bonus it will teach your children about the hubris of hitting on 16 in blackjack without them even realizing it.

Evergreen

This story only came out because of a random tipster. Imagine how many cases we never hear about

Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2y ago

Dallas Express reports that sitting 81-year-old congresswoman Kay Granger is secretly residing in a memory care and assisted living facility. Granger hasn't cast any votes since July, isn't answering phone calls and vacated her physical office sometime before Thanksgiving.

anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat

@samreich.bsky.social I have an idea!

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2y ago

Warner Bros. Discovery will not renew their deal to release new episodes of ‘Sesame Street’, THR reports. Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes.

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

The thing about the "we can't live in an echo chamber" dudes is that none of them has offered a single new opinion in ten fucking years. They're not interested in diversity of thought, they just want people to be forced to listen to their tired bullshit.

Have you noticed that when the fascists escape to platforms like Gab, nobody follows them there? But when we all come here the nazis try to crash the party?

Living my absolute best life knitting while listening to Taylor swift waiting to get into a board game conference.