I think the Vintage Books logo and the Janus Films logo should have sex with each other

sometimes i wonder if diet coke, which i love, isn't actually evil for filling my stomach while providing negative nourishment

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

transition is nvr gonna make me normal but it's infinitely better to be a weird girl than a weird dude

whyyyy do i feel so GROSS

buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

REPORT: New james bond will “be hung like a donkey” and “viciously destroy twinks throughout the movie”

city beautiful movement? no im part of the pretty beautiful movement, where i make myself pretty n beautiful,

i keep forgetting is bisexual twice a sex, or once every other sex?

like a truffle sniffing hog in the pussy

i think it should be easier to find time to spend with people

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GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)

Endless cycle

box fan? you could say i am.

proper bloke

bird/h@birdperhour.net · 3d ago

#birdbot

Remember folks:

In 2018, the term "guac" was officially added to the prestigious American dictionary Merriam-Webster, marking its deep integration and recognition within American society.

i think it's crazy that things like hypervigilance can be so familiar to me that i don't even register them as unusual. everyone's afraid to get undressed because their shirt will briefly obscure their vision and prevent them from seeing potential threats to their safety, yeah.

what the FUCK is going on in deadlock

i couldn't pull it off but i think having all sorts of little chains on and around your face is cool. glasses chains, chains on piercings, a shackled homunculus crouched on your shoulder, it's neat.

getting confused by straight porn because i can't tell which is the trans woman

tragic: girl gives herself the two-months-frozen shop n save steak while her girlfriend eats the relatively fresh one

BREAKING: local girl feels much better about herself after doing her eyebrows

let's see paul allen's polycule