I have an appointment with a urologist and a gastroenterologist this week. They've got me coming and going.
The best thing about group support sessions is walking out the door and saying "Well, at least I'm not as crazy as that poor guy."
Living well is the best revenge, but a guillotine is a very close second.
GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.
Sometimes the family you find along the way matches better than the family you were assigned to. 😉
A Florida man is accused of swiping a teddy bear that was holding the ashes of his ex-gf’s dead son after she ended a brief relationship with him. He’s looking at a lot of charges but “being a loathsome dick” is unfortunately not one of them www.wesh.com/article/flag...
Flagler County man accused of stalking his ex and stealing her son's ashes
Flagler County deputies say a man stalked his ex, stole her son's ashes and sent threats after their breakup.
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In honor of what would be my mom's 94th birthday, I'm sharing my first Twitter joke that I recall getting any attention. "I gave my mom my old iPad or, as she calls it, the Suduko Machine." RIP you crazy, crazy lady. You raised all seven of us without a single one being stolen by a Dingo. A+++
When I was a kid the only people that had tattoos on their chests were bikers, sailors and my Mom.
Him: I've noticed that you have used the same joke premise 3-4 times and have just changed the details slightly. Me: Damn, 3-4 times? I thought I was up in the 10s of thousands.
I've done some embarrassing things in my life including a very crazy tequila fueled weekend in Nogales, Mexico* but I have never gone online to complain about the factual accuracy of a movie where men get turned into pigs. *I have long since apologized to the Donkey involved.
MAGA Dictionary: "Divisive" = Being called out on your bullshit.
the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera
Every instruction manual starts with the assumption that you’ve already made at least one mistake.
My therapist said I need to set up a system of goals and rewards. From now on everyone in my condo who gets out of bed before noon gets a Tim Horton's donut.
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
It is unfortunate that much of social media is either infuriating others or being infuriated by others. There was a time you could post without being furious or aggravated. All of this changed when billionaires started using social media as another vehicle to manipulate people and hoard wealth.
As an "Extremely Busy Person" I don't so much "go to sleep", I "pass out".
From Stuart Greenberg: GOP Sens. John Cornyn and Thom Tillis are assholes!! If they really wanted to do the right thing, they’d use their new found power to get all the Epstein Files released before voting to advance Todd Blanche. Instead they roll over, sit up and perform on cue.
Changed my name from Mueller, She Wrote to my actual name, Allison Gill. Hoping I can get my blue check back. @joshpetri.bsky.team can you help?
What will the media companies who are publishing stories that Blanche agreed to a “deal” with Cornyn & Tillis to kill the slush fund write when people start getting paid with our tax dollars & this whole thing is revealed as a sham? Since they aren’t writing how it’s a sham now.
I just got out of my annual physical. Only two new prescriptions from my GP this year. That's got to be a positive sign.