owen.bsp
@stargrave.bsky.social
Two time Uphill Ice-skating Gold Medalist. I host on a podcast about being bad at video games. www.shame.business
Cuphead taught me to kill things like this
old roadside pics@roadside.xor.blue · 3d agofreezo ice cream sign, knoxville, tennessee, 1984
Lately I tell someone a situation is bad, and they go: “well, aren't all situations bad in their own way?” You're so right. In fact, let's just chew lead and try to get abducted at a truck stop. Every deal is rotten anyway. Let's jump down a latrine.
Computer, add "mysterious potions" to Mother's shopping list.
I'm drafting a petition to gov inslee. it calls on him to make the federal government to loosen ITAR restrictions so we can give shoulder mounted surface to air missiles to the people of Seattle so we may protect our beautiful city from the domestic terrorist organization known as "the Blue Angels"
Had a dream I was stuck on a one-lane behind an old woman driving a "Nissan Cleric"
I can't believe they actually put her on the heat sink. incredible.
owen.bsp@stargrave.bsky.social · 3w agothere should be an art gallery where all they have is box art for late 90s-early 2000s gpus
I did not realize that my phone storage was taken up by hundreds of saved tiktoks and reels from between 2020 and 2024 so I’m just gonna post them in this thread periodically starting with my favorite
Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance
oh thank goodness, the companion app for this playground is on iOS *and* android
ufo obsessed president pumping theremin through the white house pa 24/7
In the revolution it will be my job to make sure that all of our improvised bombs have red LEDs, little beeping speakers and red alarm clock screens showing the countdown.
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
there should be an art gallery where all they have is box art for late 90s-early 2000s gpus
when Sir Topamhat comes to lecture you but you just took a 10mg edible
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
