A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
orange
@stilloranged.bsky.social
please call me orange! // (formerly stilloranged and orangecrushed on twitter) // robotmango on tumblr // orange_crushed on ao3 // she/her // 30+ 🔞
fucking jfk. i've been at half a dozen different airports this week and stuff has moved pretty well and now it's like haha great, you arrived on schedule! perfect. sit here on the tarmac for an indeterminate amount of time because we don't know where to put you. welcome to america, fuck off
i took a tour today with a very nice kid and was like. hmm. so i goosed the batsignal and talked about a friend of mine and his partner and the kid lit up and got even friendlier and we had the most amazing day
i'm in a "beijing"-themed hotel (but not in china) and i have to be honest when i walked in last night after twenty hours of airplanes and highly varied airport vibes... my body saw hanging scroll landscapes and caoshu script and instantly relaxed
i love purchasing an airline ticket with a normal layover and then discovering at check-in that one of the flights is (now) being "operated" by another airline, so i'll have to go through immigration and baggage claim and then BACK through security just to take the second half of my flight
If Netflix can make a version of "Heated Rivalry" that's just hockey with a straight couple, I can make a version of beloved CBS drama "Touched By An Angel (1994)" that's just that angel coming to earth and fucking each and every individual person that it sees
god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick
Some old drawings of a young Wonder Woman I did while working on my Black and Gold short story.
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
the quilt made of ribbons is now ten million times more beautiful
Margaret Dumont@margaretdumont.bsky.social · last mo."'My father was an alcoholic and I heard all the time, "Can’t you do anything right? What’s the matter with you? Can’t you do anything right?", so with the ribbons, I was like, "Oh, I can do something right".' Johnson said."
the dialect quiz was like I Diagnose You With New Jersey—clearly because it wants to physically fight me in the wells fargo center parking lot—Or Possibly Rural... Illinois? so thanks for that bit, dad. keeping me statistically illegible
This is hanging by my door. I think a lot of us need him by the door
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage. Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
drank so much bourbon on the boat yesterday that i briefly Saw kentucky like a dead wife montage
another lesbian boat day is (nearly) upon us. i have seen the photo of the liquor pickup so i am bringing doritos and water and levelheadedness
my father purchased a cd player and two cds for my birthday, and in the store he urgently asked the clerk what a teenage girl would like, so my first two cds ever were "falling into you" and "jagged little pill"
The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 2mo ago44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
"hot rotten grass smell" is finished! chapter 3/3: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, explicit, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer memory-swap shenanigans, heed warnings for violence and brief horror)
part 2/3 of "hot rotten grass smell" is posted! link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer shenanigans, memory swap, heed tags for violence and panic attacks) 🍃🍂🌿🍁🌾🌱
part 2/3 of "hot rotten grass smell" is posted! link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer shenanigans, memory swap, heed tags for violence and panic attacks) 🍃🍂🌿🍁🌾🌱
i've never heard of sjögren's syndrome but uhhhhhh this is a list of all my "unrelated" symptoms that never seem to get fully managed by meds??
new fic!!! hot rotten grass smell. (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer memory shenanigans, endless fistfighting, the absolutely mortifying ordeal of getting really, really known) link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558...
