Ryan Muraro
@stoutguy.bsky.social
Wisconsin-based Brewery Rep, just rambling on tangents from time to time
Tapper: "You also released a drop box with files involving your family…One of those files was an image of your daughter naked…It is shockingly reckless behavior." Rep. Max Miller: "I wouldn't say that it's shockingly reckless."
Didn’t know Josh Allen was a Jahovah’s Witness
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · yesterdayJosh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.
I don't remember hearing about this until now Seems like it would've been a good piece of information to have before the 2024 election Then again, maybe it wouldn't have mattered to anyone who voted for him
Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 4d agoBREAKING: Capital One bank closed Trump’s accounts in 2021 over money laundering, per a new court filing. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump’s war is helping Trump’s donors. Probably a coincidence!
The easiest possible layup for a President at war with another country would be to explain that they are attacking us. Trump won't do that because he views Minnesota as a bigger enemy than Iran.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "We heard in Minnesota there was a cyberattack and they blame it on Iran. I don't think so. I blame it on Minnesota because they're grossly incompetent. Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota."
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Feeling a breeze just watching this
Milwaukee Brewers@brewersbot.bsky.social · last wk.A casual 12Ks on Sunday afternoon
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel - Part One
There’s always more money for war 🇺🇸 209 Republicans (who claim to care about the debt) voted yes: @RepTimBurchett @RepOgles @RepChuck @RepJohnRose @DesJarlaisTN04 @RepHarshbarger @MattForTN @RepDavidKustoff 205 Dems voted no
Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals
*Record Scratch* So you might be wondering how I ended up here…
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2w agoNot AI
Well, this will be fun in a few minutes
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
WILD BILL JUST DELETED A BASEBALL FOR THE WIN ‼️‼️‼️
MAD MEN premiered 19 years ago today. And with it premiered “Next Week on Mad Men” - those bizarre previews of the next week’s episode that told you nothing about what would happen. Here’s a fun bit I produced in 2015 in honor of the final Next Week on Mad Men - “The Best of Next Week on Mad Men.”
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Alan Sepinwall@sepinwall.bsky.social · 3w agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoTaylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"