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finding my place in the ape house posting a photo every time I see a post that makes me angry
my bottle of hc-110 feels similar in power and value to the sprite bottle of acid from Good Time
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you.
when Trump dies, the Dem President/nominee will say something like "although divisive, he embodied the best and worst parts of the American dream"
Snowden St.@snowden.st · last wk.A non-zero number of folks on Bluesky, for understandable reasons, have put way too much hope in the next Democratic administration in the US, and are brewing themselves up for another existential breakdown in like 2029 or 2030.
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness.
*to the tune of Owner Of A Lonely Heart* 🎶Homer and his son is Bart🎶
on some level I can relate to the AI boosters, insofar as I continue to advocate for myself despite constantly fucking up, being wrong, and if we are being honest pretty much entirely useless
sometimes I'm like "why is there an article about a rich guy who wants to live all the time and not one about a guy who wants to smoke weed all the time" and then I remember vice existed and I'm like oh I guess that also sucked
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
Age gap relationship where I hear a song playing in the store and I’m like “what the fuck why THIS song? In Trader Joe’s ?!” And my gf is like “I wish I could be there to share recorded music with you, I was killed by the evil catholic bohemian nobility at Battle of Sudoměř, the 25th of March, 1420
Me as a general practitioner: I think you need to smoke weed and jack off
can you imagine a democratic politics that doesn't center around the idea that voters are dumb as shit and you have to work within whatever scraps of information you assume they may have about whatever policy question
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 4w agoMy brain has decided to fixate on the fact that "compound bow" scans exactly like "uptown girl"
Petting a cat and briefly forgetting that every dollar of global capital is arrayed to lay siege to all we hold dear
I saw a post yesterday that was like "if I go to barnes and nobles, there just aren't any covers on display that appeal to young boys" and just like c'mon man that's completely insane. what are we doing here
![@RockingRoll777
Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreibuyaxrx76a73rhrqs3kw4534tfhct7dxs3linrnmmbfhzdrnnsze)
first things first we hindus do not kill everyone on sight who isnt hindu we litrally have ahimsa idk whatever weed you have smoked up but you need to get over it son and if a hindu did kill someone he is either a poser or didnt learn hinduism well enough