Going to the desire store to find a new thing to want
Wizard Student
@studyeroftomes.bsky.social
Just a normal young man who is interested in magic I live in a very tall school full of magic I sleep in a big room with lots of other boys
The victim had been visiting Alberta, where he then suffered a Canadian Heritage Moment
You should get a lawyer and stop bragging about any goblins you may or may not have smushed underfoot
Is it true. Has Father procured the services of a massage goblin
Had a beautiful dream that I was covered head to toe in prison tattoos trying to annihilate a nuclear family that had wronged me
crouching is the standing of sitting
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories
Life by a thousand cuts.... Nah that's nothing. Sorry guys. Feel free to stick around in case I think of something else
Annexing the neighboring plots at my community garden
Rosé with ice, twice as nice White with ice, check the price Red with ice, don't think twice (extract yourself without delay)
Ghost in my apartment pays rent but he really doesn't have to, I tell him that but he insists, what I don't tell him is that the rent has increased somewhat since 1886
Windowsill frame tied securely to strong string tied to long, sturdy pole. Pie hot from oven mounted to said windowsill. Saddle and stirrups installed on classical (Depression-era) hobo. Float dreamily toward skyward destination
Put everyone in this jimmy John’s to the sword and take all the meat and cheese you can carry. Burn the bread. We ride at dawn.
I'm retrieving a cursed idol. It's for someone else so I assume the curse will recognize this and bypass me
Stevia-based cotton candy flavored lube (sour) 40mg indica + pop rocks. And you put that on your popcorn
Going to the Lurid Dimension to see why it's called that
medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop