They heap laurels and wreaths 'round my neck and shoulders and brow because I remember to thank the bus driver every time I get off the bus and because of the monomolecular precision of my psi-lance
For the crime of getting out of the bus and shooting the truck driver ahead of the bus and killing him and then getting back on the bus... wait. I've been exonerated! They cheer my name. I am elevated to Godhood...
For the crime of cannibalizing the victims of my deadly murders i have been sentenced to 10,000 simyears in the mind throne of torture
Spartan mothers would call their own sons slurs if their k/d ratio was too low
I got the golden compass in one of those little free libraries. Never read it but there was this kid from Alabama in my 6th grade class who was talking about how it promoted "killin' Gawd!"
Customer heard me listening to Lighthouse and brought these as a gift
Paying your car insurance in one huge block
What ever happened to all the alcoholic former heavyweight boxers who get shipped over to Egypt on a gig workin muscle for the old man who’s financing a dig, only to wind up swarming with scarabs and knuckle deep in some pharaoh’s solar plexus?
I’m deep in the bowels of the pyramids, beating the fuck out of a mummy with an antique flashlight that weighs, when fully loaded with D batteries, approximately 29 lbs
My lifelong ambition is to design a lakeman that isn't just gillman
The sky is clear, the sun burns hot and bright, still water looks cold So lose your shoes, your hat, cast off the lot And leap in the swimming hole! But take care not to stray where it's too deep Where once some youths were taken For though in depths he takes his sleep From shallow rest he awakens!
you go on and take those scraps down to the melters guild local. they'll melt them for you
If in old Tharthar he sought refuge But was borne aloft in that deluge That in His wrath, the Lord begat He'd stalk the ark in Ararat!
your body is deficient in gums and goos. take sticky foods to achieve a balanced constitution
If through lids nictitating perceiveth he Two pallid trunkless legs alone And from a cloud of murk approacheth thee Thou sinkest like unto weighty stone
Modern man smiles indulgently and the tales of evil powers that plagued his ancestors. But these evils did not disappear...they adapted…they transformed…and they endured… [cut to shot of sinister sterile office lobby with the name “Dracula Insights” displayed behind the security desk]
They discover after my crucifixion that the massive doses of radiation with which I beamed the bus, using my mind, were actually healing
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖙 Lee & Jeffrey Eichelberg reel the legendary Petenwell Flowage Serpent, Juneau County, WI.
the warriors and maidens fair bonded by a love implied >>>
Ok to swim in ocean with open wound Ok to swim in Atlantic with open wound Ok to swim in old orchard beach with open wound Running alcohol kill flesh eating bacteria Rubbing alcohol kill flesh eating bacteria Do you get painkillers if you have flesh eating bacteria
rare, indeed! I didn't even know they made flying turtles. carry on then lad!
