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You got a home. Car. Businesses. Family. And I own the paper on your whole fucking life.
Hahahaha yes it’s coming to the amc right next to me I’m a coastal elite now
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Criterion Channel@criterionchannl.bsky.social · 6h agoAfter a smash opening in New York & Los Angeles, THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER expands to many other cities this weekend with more to come!
Starting Friday I am off work for 10 days so, naturally, i am starting to get sick
If I was a cop giving a ride along I would say "Watch this" and turn my body camera off and just start shooting pedestrians
Bourne to Hunt: An Analysis of the Evolution of the American Renegade Super-Soldier in the Wake of 9/11
The existence of a thing implies the existence of the opposite of that thing. Or does it?
thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
Conversely continuing to go to work is also insane. What I really need is to start a small business that I use to launder money to myself…
j@jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 4mo agoI shouldn’t quit my job and move somewhere that the rents cheap enough I could just empty the 401k to cover at least 6 months and then just walk around every day, read some of these books I’ve been meaning to read for a decade now… that would be dumb in this economy
Journalists love each other so much. It's an eternal soul bond that transcends mere temporal concerns and disagreements
(Hank Green moving like he's preparing to catch a thrown animal with both arms) Because knitting? Is WEIRD! And it's actually? A lot WEIRDER! Than we even realized?
no more costar rewatch podcasts. no more lower rung main cast interviews podcasts. nothing. watch the television show yourself or fuck off.
If im boss of an emerging empire, first thing i do is cut ties with any of the previous empires. We are not the “natural successors” to anything. That was old shit, this is new shit, born in a vacuum
I have never felt the need to up the playback speed on an audiobook. Maybe my brain is just too slow
anytime I’ve ever happened across a farmers market while out for a walk on the weekend, its had extremely fucked vibes. Don’t trust em
raise your hand if you hate movies and didn't go to the cinema this weekend. let's make some noise
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoThanks to Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, the box office brought in $430 million this weekend, making it the biggest box office weekend in history (not accounting for inflation).
Wilson likes Project Fail Mary so unfortunately her good points about the Nolyssey have been eroded.
Alright fellas, here’s a little tune I wrote called Ode to the Patriarchal Nuclear Family- May It Live Forever *Fulsom Prison going nuts as I play the opening strain of any top 40 country song in the last 2 decades*
Hey, Iran hacked a bunch of PLCs to sabotage water pumping infrastructure across the state. So if you need an excuse to talk about the plot of the movie Blackhat with your long-suffering wife, now is the time.
screenshot of a Turing_Police tweet posted on a “digital creator meme page” & shared on Facebook by a guy I met while working a part time job one summer who asked if I could help him move within like 2 hours of meeting me
you're a shade of your former self bro lowkey but it was good to catch up! never call me
The green bros are Rhett and Link to me. they’re all filed under “keep that shit off my screen”
who up bemoaning their career options due to the specialization of labor making it impossible to change fields without taking a massive pay cut for like 3 years
